NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 What a wonderful place to work. Morning checklist..lets see here Car keys....check Wallet......check Body Armor with ceramic plates.......check Sidearm.......check Heavy Machine Gun......check. Ok, lets go waste some Insurgents!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pale Hose Jon Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 Car keys? I would go with tank keys, but that is just me. Go ARREST some insurgents for me Thanks in Advance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 I would wrap myself in barbed wire...that way after i'm charred it will still hurt them to carry me above their heads... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted April 4, 2004 Author Share Posted April 4, 2004 I would wrap myself in barbed wire...that way after i'm charred it will still hurt them to carry me above their heads... Wrap yourself in barbed wire? I've tied people to trees & taped them to cots before but that's a little over the edge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 um...i'd also have cardboard underneath so it wouldn't hurt me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighHeat45 Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 um...i'd also have cardboard underneath so it wouldn't hurt me... have fun looking like a f***ing jackass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 I would strap myself with explosives so if I start burning I blow up everything around me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted April 5, 2004 Author Share Posted April 5, 2004 I would strap myself with explosives so if I start burning I blow up everything around me. If ya did that then you'd get mistaken as a suicide bomber and shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 yeah, but maybe the terrorists would think he's one of them and bring them to a secret meeting than singlehandedly arrests all of them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted April 5, 2004 Author Share Posted April 5, 2004 yeah, but maybe the terrorists would think he's one of them and bring them to a secret meeting than singlehandedly arrests all of them... Or they'd figure you out as a fake and string you up on a bridge somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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