cwsox Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO ============================ Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have Electricity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Florida : Ask Us About Our Grandkids ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Georgia : We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illinois : Please Don't Pronounce the "S" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's (For Most Tax Brackets) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Minnesota : 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nevada : Hookers and Poker! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us Alone ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Jersey : You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York : You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Carolina : Tobacco Is A Vegetable ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oklahoma : Like The Play, Only No Singing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oregon : Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ South Carolina : Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tennessee : The Educashun State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Texas : Sm, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vermont : Yep ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington : Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington , D.C. : Wanna Be Mayor? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ West Virginia : One Big Happy Family...Really! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wisconsin : Come Cut The Cheese ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wyoming : Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Vermont : Yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Southern states were ripped to scheds. Illinois got off easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Indiana's sucked. How about... Sure there's more than corn in Indiana... There's also soybeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Delaware's should have been this. Delaware: We were the butt of a joke in Wayne's World......that's about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Delaware's should have been this. Delaware: We were the butt of a joke in Wayne's World......that's about it. Or Delaware, The Simpsons won a trip here once... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 PA: the redneck hillbilly older brother of Texas Texas: home of steers and queers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighHeat45 Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Tennesse's was the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 PA: the redneck hillbilly older brother of Texas Texas: home of steers and queers And it looks like ya dont have any horns there PA....*nudge nudge!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 And it looks like ya dont have any horns there PA....*nudge nudge!* I'm from California... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 I'm from California... Arnt ya in Texas now though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Arnt ya in Texas now though? doesn't make me FROM Texas, though... Texsox is territorial with his homos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States! South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota LMAO...us poor Dakotans. Good stuff cw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 This is ours Victoria: The Place to Be. :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 This is ours Victoria: The Place to Be. :headshake Australlia: The Bananarama State! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 New Jersey : You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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