Wise Master Buehrle Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Two Giant Arachnids found DAILY in Iraq by our troops. AKA Camel Spider. The one on the top is eating the one on the bottom. FOUND IN IRAQ ! They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you. PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are Spiders found daily in IRAQ by our troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these bastards in your tent!! --Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesox247 Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Holy s*** :puke :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bones Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 i'm not gonna sleep very well tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 s*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesox247 Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 s***, I just made out that theres two of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Im scared, very scared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Master Buehrle Posted April 10, 2004 Author Share Posted April 10, 2004 Another nice image for you: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 ::chills:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
israel4ever Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Holy f***!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the nutsack... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cali Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 I HATE SPIDERS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the nutsack... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 That scares the hell out of me. I hate spiders and I didn't even know their were spiders like that. Now I hate the damn things even more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUGGERNAUT Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Oh crap! Now some terrorist is going to get the idea to round these things up & import them to America! Just like the Asian Long Horned Beetle! Better keep my grill lighter & aerosol spray handy! Where's the ORKIN man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUGGERNAUT Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 That really throws a LOT of weight towards Heinlein's Starship Troopers! Dang it. I've got the itches now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUGGERNAUT Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Don't throw garbage at me, but novacaine is a F'g kick-arse drug! If that's really what it feels like then those spiders better get the F out of there soon! I can see the minds of eager soldiers & capitalists alike seeing the green from those 8 legged freaks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Another nice image for you: Spiders freak the s*** out of me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Huge Spider!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Gee, those almost are the size of Lobsters.... Hope no one gets any ideas of boiling em with melted butter. :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Gee, those almost are the size of Lobsters.... Hope no one gets any ideas of boiling em with melted butter. :puke Actually the prefered method is to deep fry them and serve with a spicy curry paste. I understand that some nomadic tribes will make them into some dessert, but I could not find a recipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubsSuck1 Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Clock Spider 1 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KipWellsFan Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Clock Spider 1 2 3 Please no more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxman352000 Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Two Giant Arachnids found DAILY in Iraq by our troops. AKA Camel Spider. The one on the top is eating the one on the bottom. FOUND IN IRAQ ! They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you. PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are Spiders found daily in IRAQ by our troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these bastards in your tent!! --Rick Oh my God What the hell I never knew that spiders could be so big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 holy friggin crap thats scary!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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