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I've been thinking about this one for a while and I'm sure other people will give some idea's that I'll wish I would have thought of but f*** it.

 

Basically you put together your perfect woman from celebrities singers etc. using the categories below. The only rule is you can't use the same woman twice.

 

Eyes: Amanda Peet

Nose: Jennifer Garner

Lips: Angelina Jolie

Smile: Kate Beckinsale

Breasts: Jennifer Connelly

Stomach: Keira Knightly

Ass: Scarlett Johannsen (That opening scene in LIT convinced me)

Legs: Rebecca Romijn Stamos

 

Optional - Feel free to come up with your own ideas

 

Laugh: Cameron Diaz

Hair: Sara Rue (I'm a sucker for a Red Head)

Voice: Kate Winslet (I'm a sucker for a British Accent)

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Physical features:

Legs: Shannon Elizabeth

Face: Jennifer Aniston

Ass: Beyonce Knowles

Breasts: Alyssa Milano

Stomach: Jessica Alba

Hair: Brunette; nobody comes to mind

Smile: Faith Hill

Voice: Catherine Zita Jones

 

Personality:

Intelligence: Jessica Simpson

Sluttiness: Tara Reid

The rest doesn't matter

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Remember that Victor decided the risks were too great to create a Frankenwoman. Image if it all desn't work out like to planned. Didn't Christy Brinkly and Billy Joel's baby look like him and sing like her :D

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Remember that Victor decided the risks were too great to create a Frankenwoman. Image if it all desn't work out like to planned. Didn't Christy Brinkly and Billy Joel's baby look like him and sing like her  :D

I think you're reading too much into this.... :D

 

*BUMP*

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Remember that Victor decided the risks were too great to create a Frankenwoman. Image if it all desn't work out like to planned. Didn't Christy Brinkly and Billy Joel's baby look like him and sing like her  :D

:lol:

 

We had to read this in Senior English this year. I really enjoyed it. I was confused at first though, because in all the movies etc....Frankenstein is always the monster's name, but to find out it was the scientist's name was interesting.

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Didn't Christy Brinkly and Billy Joel's baby look like him and sing like her

 

Aren't you a lil too young to be quotin' Shaw?

 

Perfect woman....Different day, different mood.....I guess it would include a crazy mix of Thandie Newton, Jen Connelly, Mandy Moore, Jose Valentin, Michelle Pfeiffer, A-Jo....ah f*** it.

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Yep, that hypothalamas will secrete hormones, and help with basic motivational activities like eating and drinking like no other....hott

Vital autonomic regulatory centers, baby... that's what I'm talking about. Heartbeats and parasympathetic good vibrations. :headbang :D

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