Guess Mariotti's headline in tomorrow's paper:

[CSF]

I must warn you. The last option cannot be selected as hell hasn't frozen over and pigs haven't taken flight.

 

 

Place your bets.

[Mr. Showtime]

I'll say he'll write about DePaul or the Cubs.

[WSoxShuf]

It wont say anything, he will focus on the Cubs second game versus the Buccos.

[cwsox]

Graf in the headline with all sorts of innuendos about the rotten Sox and Graf as free, free, free from hell

[greasywheels121]

The Masters only got over with Sunday guys....He's got to obsess over that a bit more....

[santo=dorf]

"White Sox win, but the cubbies didn't lose either yesterday."

[DBAHO]

Went for Tony G. of course.

[Flash Tizzle]

"Opening Day exposes pitching problems for Sox"

 

"Cell's 'renovations' masks Reinsdorfs mistakes"

 

"Abe Lincoln set to emancipate Cubs from slump"

 

"Priority of Cubs: nurse Marks delicious achilles tendons"

[MurcieOne]

"Sox, you mean the ones in Beantown?"

[NO!!MARY!!!]

I say all except the last one will be in his next article about the White Sox, whenever that may be.

[YASNY]

I had to go with the Graf selection. But something like "KC rocks Sox ace with 4 homers" would not shock me.

[WSoxShuf]

"Sox, you mean the ones in Beantown?"

best one yet, bravo.

 

Can one of us become a journalist and praise the Sox.

 

I guess that is wishful thinking.

[DonkeyKongerko]

My guess would be something about the 4,000 or so empty seats.

[WSoxShuf]

i bet your right Donkey.

[The Bones]

I voted for the second one. He has to mention the cubs in there somewhere.

[hammerhead johnson]

I voted for the second one. He has to mention the cubs in there somewhere.

That's exactly right.

[WSoxShuf]

f*** the trib, read soxtalk.com

[NUKE_CLEVELAND]

Maybe Moronatti will show a shred of journalistic integrity and say.......

 

" I am a totally biased, Flubbie-loving, constantly have my mouth wrapped around Shamm-me's schlong idiot."

 

Dont bet on it though.

[YASNY]

Well, now we know. It was such a good day for the Sox, after the Cubs opening day debacle, that Mariotti had to take the day off. He's in mourning.

[southsider2k5]

I would have guessed something about the Bulls.

[knightni]

f*** the trib, read soxtalk.com

Mariotti works for the Sun-Times