CSF Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 (edited) I pulled this joke off another board and got a good laugh out of this one. An oil sheik,who is wealthy almost beyond words, is contemplating what to give his daughter for her upcoming 13th birthday. The sheik asks his daughter,"What would you like for your 13th birthday that would make it the most special day that I could provide for you ?" The daughter replies,"Oh father, I would REALLY like to go to Walt Disney World !!!" The father replies,"If that is your wish, Walt Disney World it will be !!" The sheiks private jet takes them to Orlando, Florida,where a limo takes them right up to the entrance to WDW, where they spend the whole day, doing the park up one side, and down the other, to the daughter's complete delight. The day turns to evening, and as is the norm in WDW, as the rides in the park are closed at days end, Main Street with all it's gift shops are still open to try and get the tourists who visited WDW that day, to possibly spend what remaining money they have, before ending their visit, and returning to their cars. The father and daughter are standing in the middle of Main Street, reflecting on the never to be forgotten day they have experienced. With the moon and stars shining brightly overhead, the lights twinkling in the Main street trees, the wonderful music playing in the park, they take one last look at Cinderella's beautifully lit castle, as the father looks into the beaming face of his daughter. He asks,"Daughter, have you enjoyed your birthday?" The daughter replies"Oh father, it has been the most special of all !!" He then asks her,"Is there ANYTHING else that I could get you, my daughter, to make your wonderful day complete?" The daughter looks down for a moment in deep thought, and then lovingly looking up at her father gives her answer. "Oh father,"she says," I would REALLY, REALLY like to have a Mickey Mouse outfit !!!" The smile dissappears from the father's face as he sadly looks at his daughter and says: "I hate to have to dissapoint you, on this most special of all days, my daughter, but as I speak, the Chicago Cubs are not for sale !!" Edited April 14, 2004 by ChiSoxFan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Flash Tizzle Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 I love a good Cubs joke, but the punch line is a little lame. His daugher wants a mickie mouse outfit, though he can't fulfill her wish because the Cubs are not for sale.....WEAK. :fthecubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSoxShuf Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 knock knockk who's there :fthecubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSF Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 I love a good Cubs joke, but the punch line makes no sense. His daugher wants a mickie mouse outfit, though he can't fulfill her wish because the Cubs are not for sale.....WEAK. :fthecubs Ever heard of the term "Mickey Mouse operation"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Ever heard of the term "Mickey Mouse operation"? No. But I'll google it, and if it doesn't show up I'll act like i get it and move on. :fthecubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSF Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 No. But I'll google it, and if it doesn't show up I'll act like i get it and move on. :fthecubs Let me save you the trouble. It's another way of saying incompetence.....like the Cubs organization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Let me save you the trouble. It's another way of saying incompetence.....like the Cubs organization. This man would disagree: "Sox fans, why do you support an inferior product such as the White Sox? Do yourselves a favor and follow a team with a winning tradition and a payroll to match a large market city. I'm driving the Cubs bandwagon and there's enough room for everyone! But in the slim chance Dustiny is not fulfilled I'll be the first to jump off the wagon and proclaim I never believed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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