danman31 Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Well I wake up this morning for school, half awake as my mom drops me off. I get inside and a staff member asks me, "You remember it's late arrival today right?" Late arrival being 9:40 instead of the normal 7:40. That's why I'm posting here instead of sleeping. It has to be the stupidest thing I've done in a while. So what's the stupidest thing you've ever done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 The amount of stupid things I do is not even kept-trackable, becuase it happens so much everyday mainly due to my teribble memory, or at least short-term memory. By the way danman, that is an unlucky way to start your day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 When I was in China, gettin talked into eatin a Red Hot Scorpion from the market. :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Would this be alcohol induced to sober? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 One saturday morning, i wake up at 7 (time i usually get up for school) w/o the alarm going off, i go take a shower, get dressed, get all my books, eat breakfast, as soon as i open the door i hear my dad, "Where are you going?", me: "School.", dad: "It's Saturday" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Dumbest thing I've ever done?? Sheesh do you want me to write a fricken list here?? I have done more stupid s*** in my life than I have done right lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Saying 'Yes' when Brian proposed. In all seriousness, I have too many to list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wong & Owens Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Here's the dumbest thing that pops into my head: I was about 14-15 years old, and I was at the park down the street from my house hitting golf balls. It's a big park, and it had a big tree at either end of it, which I used as "holes." After shanking about 5 shots in a row, I was starting to get really pissed off. My ball sat about 5 feet from the tree, and I walked up to it, still seething. I swung as hard as I could at the ball, which proceeded to hit the tree, ricochet right back at me, and hit me square in the right eye. I was convinced I smashed my eyeball, and cried all the way home, keeping my hand over the eye. I was so terrified to know the extent of the damage, I wouldn't remove my hand for half an hour. Luckily, all I got from my idiocy was a shiner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 One saturday morning, i wake up at 7 (time i usually get up for school) w/o the alarm going off, i go take a shower, get dressed, get all my books, eat breakfast, as soon as i open the door i hear my dad, "Where are you going?", me: "School.", dad: "It's Saturday" This is a regular occurance for me. As well as answering the home phone in work phone mode. It's a sign of working too hard I'm convinced.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Saying 'Yes' when Brian proposed. Before I found this site and all the athletic, intelligent, sexy guys who hang out here. Be happy with Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 This is a regular occurance for me. As well as answering the home phone in work phone mode. It's a sign of working too hard I'm convinced.. I have done that to my wife a million times on the cell phone right after work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 I have never done anything stupid...I am perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 I have done that to my wife a million times on the cell phone right after work. You work, Mr. 15,000 posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 You work, Mr. 15,000 posts? occasionally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 The dumbest thing I ever did? I got dared to ask this girl if her boobs were real (cos they were huge)...her huge football playing boyfriend didn't appreciate it and put me up against a locker. it was the best twenty-five cents I ever made. oh yeah, and the time I dated a 16 year old when I 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 The dumbest thing I ever did? I got dared to ask this girl if her boobs were real (cos they were huge)...her huge football playing boyfriend didn't appreciate it and put me up against a locker. it was the best twenty-five cents I ever made. oh yeah, and the time I dated a 16 year old when I 20 Wait....so ya didn't date the 16 year old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Wait....so ya didn't date the 16 year old? lol....no I did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 I have never done anything stupid...I am perfect. And BMR's a saint!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted April 15, 2004 Author Share Posted April 15, 2004 One saturday morning, i wake up at 7 (time i usually get up for school) w/o the alarm going off, i go take a shower, get dressed, get all my books, eat breakfast, as soon as i open the door i hear my dad, "Where are you going?", me: "School.", dad: "It's Saturday" That makes me feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Nobody can top my dumbest moment. 8th Grade: Art teacher b****es at me for belching during class. Shes says "Excuse Me....." and I just stood there silent. "That's alright, come with me,"lady says. Brings me down to the office and yells that I was disrespectful to herself/classmates and disobedient to her request. Principal says either I can write a letter of apology to my art teacher or serve three days detention. I figure I'll just bulls*** and say I'm sorry, so I agree to write the damn letter. Next day in school I write a rather derrogatory letter (as a joke) during Social Studies to show my friends. I had no plans of turning it in, because in the letter it said I wanted to "paint her naked body" and called her a "whiney skank" among other things. (I was young and immature. At the moment it seemed right). Show it to my friends and they start laughing their asses off. Here comes my social studies teacher to see what the commotion is about. She takes the letter from my friend and is appaled by what I wrote. Immediately she exists the room and comes back with the principal. He tells me I'm in "deep s***" (in front of the class) and escorts me out. This was post-Columbine so teachers were uptight and unwilling to downplay the contents of the letter In the office is my art teacher crying her eyes out and several of my teachers are consoling her. I felt like such an asshole for doing it. My punishment: couldn't attend 8th grade class trip, any future dance, had a 5 day suspension, AND was kicked off the Track and Field team. Come back to school, every guy thinks I'm the s*** and every girl thinks I'm scum. This label stuck.........until NOW. Unbelievably, even my high school teachers got word of the incident. Freshman year I had my math teacher (a cool lady) ask me what happened last year that made every teacher hate me. Apparently, there was a coalition that made several phone calls warning how bad of a person I was. Thats why when I apply for a job in law enforcement, and a background check has to be run, I'm going to run into trouble. DAMN, didn't realize I would type this long of a message. Like I said, it was pretty f***ing stupid of me to do. Dumbest.......thing.......ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 8th Grade story also. I had a hippie Social Studies flower child teacher. Early in the year, when reprimanding a classmate, she mentioned having a conversation about him with Miss Smith in the bathroom. Miss Smith is the classic gym teacher who should have been playing for the Bears. Fast forward 5 months. My teacher is sporting what appears to be a hickey on her neck. My buddy has his hand up for 10 minutes before she calls on him. He asks if that's a hickey on her neck Everyone cracks up except me who announces "Yeah, it was her and Miss Smith in the bathroom!" Now I am tossed out of class and have to spend the next 4 weeks in study hall. Two weeks later I learn to graduate I have to pass the Constitution test. The test is given in Social Studies and since I am not attending Social Studies I would be held back, unless the teacher let me back into class. Damn, that was a loooooong walk to her classroom with a well crafted appology. That was probably my finest class comedian moment. I love a call back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 It's a toss up between 2 really dumb chicks, tough to say, didn't give either one an I.Q. test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted April 15, 2004 Author Share Posted April 15, 2004 That's weird as hell. What you did was bad, but I can't imagine something that harsh being a punishment. That sucks big time. Why was the teacher crying? WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Hi, My Name is Tony Pena. I'm dumb... I decided to put DJ Carasco in to face the white sox in the bottom of the 10th... DJ posted and ERA over 15 verus the Sox last season. DJ had faced Jose Valentin 4 times and only got him out once. DJ had faced Maggs three times and never retired him I'm dumb...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 That's weird as hell. What you did was bad, but I can't imagine something that harsh being a punishment. That sucks big time. Why was the teacher crying? WTF? I didn't tell you guys the worst part. (You'll figure out why) There's a painting her father drew that's hanging on the wall above her desk. It's really bad, but it has sentimental value because her father died some time after drawing it. I said I would tear is down and piss on it. :dips*** Its cruel, I know. I was trying to act cool and really wasn't thinking of her feelings when I made the comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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