Texsox Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 The Bush administration is considering requiring warning labels on condom packages noting that the contraceptive devices do not protect users from all sexually transmitted diseases. Hmmm... what other warning might be appropriate? The Top 5 Warnings on Condom Packages 5> Warning: May be used by pedophile circus clowns to make balloon French poodles. 4> Using this condom for same-sex acts is inconsistent with U.S. government policy -- and don't think we're not watching, Nancy-Boy! 3> Caution: Removal process may involve painful yanking of pubic hair. 2> Not to be taken internally unless filled with cocaine. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Warning on Condom Packages... 1> Surgeon General Warning: Cigarette smoking after use of this product has been found to cause cancer in happy, sexually satisfied laboratory animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 GAH! Oh no! As if it wasn't bad enough they put those sin dispensing machines on our God fearing campus LAST week--now this! Whatever is this world coming to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 What are these condoms you speak of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach61 Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 What are these condoms you speak of? That's the abbreviated word for something that you put on your weiner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 That's the abbreviated word for something that you put on your weiner. Abbreviated? So are they really called Condomasaurus Rex??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 That's the abbreviated word for something that you put on your weiner. I thought that was called mustard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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