Queen Prawn Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Here are the top ten comments made by sports commentators that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator at the women's Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back." 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious." 6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew." 9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said? ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 All of Shawn Green's Home runs at home this year have come at Dodger stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 These can't all be real, can they? The lack of an actual attribution other than 'baseball commentator' leads me to believe they may be partly fabricated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 #10 is true - I heard a replay of that once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 The one I did was a Vin Sculley seniors moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 My fav one was during a bears game, Bonnie Bernstein was on the field with Dick Jauron and after Dick Enberg said, "Allright now we go down to bonnie bernstein who is with coach Dick Jauron." bonnie said "Wow, two dicks!" what more can a girl ask for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 Here are some I have heard: 1) While towel boys were cleaning under the basket in a College BBall game Analyst:..And the Ball Boys are getting busy under the basket 2) After Donald Driver made a catch in the Packers game Analyst:...That was a great catch, especially with the cold balls on the field. 3) During a basketball game after some guy made a hookshot Analyst: Wow! He really banged that hooker. I am not kidding, these are all real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 Here are some I have heard: 1) While towel boys were cleaning under the basket in a College BBall game Analyst:..And the Ball Boys are getting busy under the basket 2) After Donald Driver made a catch in the Packers game Analyst:...That was a great catch, especially with the cold balls on the field. 3) During a basketball game after some guy made a hookshot Analyst: Wow! He really banged that hooker. I am not kidding, these are all real. It might be that I am just dead tired and slaphappy, but those had me cracking up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDF Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 i remember a radio announcer at wls chicago [dick biondi] he said was at a cubs game and he was watching a couple necking and he was kissing her on the strikes and she was kissing him on the balls, he said it on air and was fired. this was many, many years before he went to magic but i think that was him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 i remember a radio announcer at wls chicago [dick biondi] he said was at a cubs game and he was watching a couple necking and he was kissing her on the strikes and she was kissing him on the balls, he said it on air and was fired. LMAO woops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted April 17, 2004 Author Share Posted April 17, 2004 i remember a radio announcer at wls chicago [dick biondi] he said was at a cubs game and he was watching a couple necking and he was kissing her on the strikes and she was kissing him on the balls, he said it on air and was fired. this was many, many years before he went to magic but i think that was him. Sounds like something Biondi would say. In fact I seem to remember my mom telling me about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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