RibbieRubarb Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 The first one who makes a joke about his coffin being Super-Sized gets a spanking! Mikey D's boss passes away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 The first one who makes a joke about his coffin being Super-Sized gets a spanking! Mikey D's boss passes away You mean his McCoffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wong & Owens Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 The first one who makes a joke about his coffin being Super-Sized gets a spanking! Mikey D's boss passes away So many questions that need answering here: Will the serivces be drive-thru? Will his tombstone read, "Billions and billions earned"? Will the coffin be shaped like a happy meal box? Who gives the eulogy, Hamburglar or Grimace? Will his ashes be added to the Big Mac "Special Sauce?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 So many questions that need answering here: Will the serivces be drive-thru? Will his tombstone read, "Billions and billions earned"? Will the coffin be shaped like a happy meal box? Who gives the eulogy, Hamburglar or Grimace? Will his ashes be added to the Big Mac "Special Sauce?" And will mourners be asked "Would you like an apple pie with that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Y'all are going to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Y'all are going to hell. Yeah, probably But not before the CEO gets buried in the ball pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 He's just praying that he isn't facing a lifetime of flame broiling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted April 19, 2004 Author Share Posted April 19, 2004 I love it! I set it on the tee and you guys hit it over the fence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 I love it! I set it on the tee and you guys hit it over the fence! Actually, I think you delivered it on a tray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Wow this is bad. And what's really bad is that he died of a heart attack and is the CEO of McDonald's. Nobody made special mention of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Mayb he saw the nutritional value of a Big Mac while he was eatin it and died in shock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Maybe he found out that the new "white meat" in the chicken nuggets is just deep-fried bum penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bears86 Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 so will the coffin be supersized? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted April 20, 2004 Author Share Posted April 20, 2004 so will the coffin be supersized? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 so will the coffin be supersized? We don't get supersize down here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 We don't get supersize down here. It's kind of like an extra shrimp on the barby . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 It's kind of like an extra shrimp on the barby . . . Gimme a Prawn not a Shrimp any day of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 It's kind of like an extra shrimp on the barby . . . Or a 40 ounce Fosters... oh wait you guys use the metric system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Gimme a Prawn not a Shrimp any day of the week. Here ya go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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