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McDonald's CEO dies of Heart Attack


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The first one who makes a joke about his coffin being Super-Sized gets a spanking!

:whip

 

Mikey D's boss passes away

So many questions that need answering here:

 

Will the serivces be drive-thru?

 

Will his tombstone read, "Billions and billions earned"?

 

Will the coffin be shaped like a happy meal box?

 

Who gives the eulogy, Hamburglar or Grimace?

 

Will his ashes be added to the Big Mac "Special Sauce?"

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So many questions that need answering here:

 

Will the serivces be drive-thru?

 

Will his tombstone read, "Billions and billions earned"?

 

Will the coffin be shaped like a happy meal box? 

 

Who gives the eulogy, Hamburglar or Grimace?

 

Will his ashes be added to the Big Mac "Special Sauce?"

And will mourners be asked "Would you like an apple pie with that?"

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