Heads22 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 I just feel good cause I had a good tennis match....didn't win...but totally happy with how I did. I'm high on life...it's next to the Schnapp's......you guys want more adventures of Ivan and Heads? Oh, and Steve.... Guard crotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 I just feel good cause I had a good tennis match....didn't win...but totally happy with how I did. I'm high on life...it's next to the Schnapp's......you guys want more adventures of Ivan and Heads? Oh, and Steve.... Guard crotch. Hahahaha! Today was the funniest day on here in awhile...Ivan is great. WSF56789, I think Ill hold off on the dog piss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighHeat45 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 WSF56789, I think Ill hold off on the dog piss... alright, your loss :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 I'm gonna do Chapter 5 sometime tomorrow or Saturday...I'm thinking about splitting it off into a thread of its own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 alright, your loss :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke I will stick to human blood, thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 I will stick to human blood, thank you very much. Not obeyin ur thirst anymore Steve. Another Pepsi spokesman bites da dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 I just feel good cause I had a good tennis match....didn't win...but totally happy with how I did. I'm high on life...it's next to the Schnapp's......you guys want more adventures of Ivan and Heads? Oh, and Steve.... Guard crotch. Nah leave it in this thread. This was a trolls thread BUT WERE TAKING IT BACK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmookie Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 This was pretty hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 I vote we rename this post "The Trashcan" since it's a dumping ground for a whole lot of latent stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 I didn't laugh at this last night, but now I think it's hillarious because I'm tired from a long week with no sleep and a baseball game this evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Seriously, whatever Heads was drinking tonight, I want some. Count me in...hell, I'll buy it for all of us. I must be working him too hard or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Chapter 5 Ivan: You get bonus cheese? Me: What do you mean, bonus cheese? Ivan: After every 46 hours, bonus cheese. Me: What sort of cheese? Ivan: Moose Me: I didn't know moose gave milk.... Ivan: Now you do. You now moving to moose milking line. Me: Couldn't that be dangerous? Ivan:Only if you mix up male and female. Me: Umm......ok. Ivan: I milk male last week.....not taste right.....add sugar.....scrumptious. Me: I think I'm going to throw up. Ivan: That taste better with sugar too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Chapter 5 Ivan: You get bonus cheese? Me: What do you mean, bonus cheese? Ivan: After every 46 hours, bonus cheese. Me: What sort of cheese? Ivan: Moose Me: I didn't know moose gave milk.... Ivan: Now you do. You now moving to moose milking line. Me: Couldn't that be dangerous? Ivan:Only if you mix up male and female. Me: Umm......ok. Ivan: I milk male last week.....not taste right.....add sugar.....scrumptious. Me: I think I'm going to throw up. Ivan: That taste better with sugar too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighHeat45 Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Chapter 5 Ivan: You get bonus cheese? Me: What do you mean, bonus cheese? Ivan: After every 46 hours, bonus cheese. Me: What sort of cheese? Ivan: Moose Me: I didn't know moose gave milk.... Ivan: Now you do. You now moving to moose milking line. Me: Couldn't that be dangerous? Ivan:Only if you mix up male and female. Me: Umm......ok. Ivan: I milk male last week.....not taste right.....add sugar.....scrumptious. Me: I think I'm going to throw up. Ivan: That taste better with sugar too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Chapter 5 Ivan: You get bonus cheese? Me: What do you mean, bonus cheese? Ivan: After every 46 hours, bonus cheese. Me: What sort of cheese? Ivan: Moose Me: I didn't know moose gave milk.... Ivan: Now you do. You now moving to moose milking line. Me: Couldn't that be dangerous? Ivan:Only if you mix up male and female. Me: Umm......ok. Ivan: I milk male last week.....not taste right.....add sugar.....scrumptious. Me: I think I'm going to throw up. Ivan: That taste better with sugar too. I got an idea. Heads, have a chapter for every win the Sox get this year, which means you have some catching up to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmookie Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 So why did this guy get the boot? He added some spice to the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 So why did this guy get the boot? He added some spice to the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 So why did this guy get the boot? He added some spice to the site. ISHMOOKIE will now be referred to as dumbass-who-thinks-this-site-needs-spice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 In other words...Emeril... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 In other words...Emeril... BAM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 Curious, why is this thread kept going? Just curious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 Curious, why is this thread kept going? Just curious... Cause THE SOXMAN reminds us of you, beastley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Master Buehrle Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Someone requested a bump of this, so here you go! MWAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Haha. Greatness in here, I'm telling ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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