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Besides BeGood, and just because I remember him mentioning it, I couldn't tell you who is 13 and who is 31, and who is as hold as cw and I. Actually my most annpoying troll, who was never banned, but left on his/her own was alegedly over 21.

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Besides BeGood, and just because I remember him mentioning it, I couldn't tell you who is 13 and who is 31, and who is as hold as cw and I. Actually my most annpoying troll, who was never banned, but left on his/her own was alegedly over 21.

I thought for awhile that you were a college student Tex. :lol: Until you talked about you medical stuff and then I looked at your profile and went :o

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My boss is named Ivan.

 

Our last discussion:

 

Me: Ivan, how's this look?

Ivan: Leg go on moose.

Me. The leg is on the moose.

Ivan: No, leg on moooooooose.

{I take off leg, attach to ear}

Ivan: Many thanks. Expect extra helping of crab juice with company mandated lunch, garnished with stapler.

Me: When can I get promoted to forest chipmunk?

Ivan: After many moose.

 

 

I love my job. :wub:

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My boss is named Ivan.

 

Our last discussion:

 

Me: Ivan, how's this look?

Ivan: Leg go on moose.

Me. The leg is on the moose.

Ivan: No, leg on moooooooose.

{I take off leg, attach to ear}

Ivan: Many thanks. Expect extra helping of crab juice with company mandated lunch, garnished with stapler.

Me: When can I get promoted to forest chipmunk?

Ivan: After many moose.

 

 

I love my job. :wub:

Jas may have turned 21...but I think someone has been drinking in his place... :lol:

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No...I haven't....just had a tennis meet and I'm dead tired....one of my friendds came over...I'm in the bathroom...I come out....he's alternation between Smirnoff Rasberry Twist and Baileys Irish Creame, drinking them out of the bottles. Needless to say, he was a little off during the meet.

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Chapter 2:

 

Ivan: We moving you to forest chipmunk division.

Me: That's great.....Who's replacing me?

Ivan: We do research, find sex lead to more moose.....we now in business of moose escort service. I now observe.

Me: So what exactly will I be doing in the forest chipmunk division?

Ivan: Test subject for testicle attacking forest chipmunk.

Me: That's not good.

Ivan: Not so. Job come with free company dune buggy.

Me: Dune buggy?

Ivan: I say dune buggy? I mean sterile horse and wool blanket.

Me: Why does it matter if the horse is sterile?

Ivan: I had incident with horse. It now know not to eye my wife like that.

Me: That's a shame. Damn shame.

Ivan: That horse also eat my child. Not to mention cursed by Ganesha.

Me: Oh.

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Chapter 3

 

Ivan: How go it in chipmunk division.

Me: Not good. I have bruises.

Ivan: Guard crotch.

Me: Yeah. I figured that one out quick.

Ivan: Oh...you smarter than me. Took me while to catch on.

Me: Oh how'd that end up?

Ivan: Me now can't render children. We adopt cactus.

Me:How's that going?

Ivan: Not seem to take well. He attack every time I try to hug. Also, many, many piercings. Me think he's rebel.

Me: Maybe he's just afraid of loving you too much.

Ivan: Could be that. Could also be rank, rank body odor. I go bathe now.

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Chapter 4

 

Me: Hey Ivan, I've been upgraded to fish gutter!

Ivan: Ooh, bad deal?

Me: Why's it bad?

Ivan: Fish vicious. Known to bite off fingers.

Me:They're dead, though.

Ivan: Fish play possum. Live ones jump discreetly into gutting overalls. Then, when you put hand in pocket to play with self...CHOMP....no more hangnail.

Me: You sure about this?

{Ivan holds up bloody stump of a finger}

Me: Eww.

Ivan: Be man about it. Teach fish who boss. Fish eat my finger, I eat fish. Now I have finger back.

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