BridgeportHeather Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Oh dear, I've woken up a sleeping giant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Someone requested a bump of this, so here you go! MWAHAHAHA! you only beat me by abuot a minute -- I did the search and grabbed something to drink.. I came back and you'd replied to it. Classsic Post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Master Buehrle Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 We should bump this thread whenever we're down in the dumps. Always good for a few laughs! you only beat me by abuot a minute -- I did the search and grabbed something to drink.. I came back and you'd replied to it. Classsic Post. Glad to see I wasn't the only one doing the search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Heads says some of the most f***ed up s*** in this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Ah the memories.. :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 SOXMAN will refer to SOXMAN in third person. SOXMAN is Sultin Pimp of Soxtalk. SOXMAN is the reason this site is good. The Steve Bartman avatar IS SOXMAN'S! SOXMAN has the best name! SOXMAN likes to eat turkey on thanksgiving! SOXMAN is THE SOXMAN! Jason is snowball and SOXMAN is Napolean. SOXMAN will replace Jason as legend of Soxtalk! SOXMAN says all of us will be equal but some of us will be more equal than others! SOXMAN says that we shall no longer refer to DBAHO as DBAHO we shall now refer to him as man who cannot spell Daubach! Heather Lee will now be known as Heather Takatsu! There shall no longer be Wizard of Oz it will be Wizard of SOXMAN! Steff can have .01% of SOXMAN LAND and WILL mow the lawn. Any one who objects to the new rules shall contact the salvation army and ask for RICO at the back of the repair shop. Any one who wishes to send SOXMAN a personal Message is not permitted to do so! SOXMAN IS NAPOLEAN AND YOU ARE SOXMAN'S WORKERS! Every night instead of reciting the National Anthem we shall recite go dog go By P.D Eastman and replace the word dog with SOXMAN! RICO will be glad to step outside with you. Please turn your avatars in by 6! That is all!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Master Buehrle Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 I want Chapter 6 otherwise Ivan's about to get smoked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Gracious for bringing up a truly great thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 It's "Gracias" Jas.. I'm tired of you collage can't spell f***in hippies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 You all know me as the man who cannot spell Daubach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Ya...I was out of it writing that stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 I am NOT Heather Takatsu, let it be known... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Master Buehrle Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 I am NOT Heather Takatsu, let it be known... You are Heather Perez, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmookie Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 This thread is legendary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 My boss is named Ivan. Our last discussion: Me: Ivan, how's this look? Ivan: Leg go on moose. Me. The leg is on the moose. Ivan: No, leg on moooooooose. {I take off leg, attach to ear} Ivan: Many thanks. Expect extra helping of crab juice with company mandated lunch, garnished with stapler. Me: When can I get promoted to forest chipmunk? Ivan: After many moose. I love my job. Ya...I was out of it writing that stuff. some day I will convince you that you are writing some wicked stuff if I got an actor friend to read your stuf with me in a Firesign Theatre/Congress of Wonders kind of way, you ight get the quality of your work - that's Firesign Theatre with a touch of Monty Pytin's Lumberjack routine - Beatles note, when George Harrison wanted to be incogito he registered in a hotel as Jack Lumber - give yourself some credit here kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinnesotaSoxFan Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 I want more Ivan and Heads stories! I like the last chapter... it left the story hanging! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 Chapter 6 Ivan: I cool now. Me: Why? Ivan: I legendary comedian. Me: How did heck did that happen? Ivan: I make jokes about black people. Crowd love it.... Me: That's not too good for your career or your image... Ivan: You sure? Aww....damn. My career is as dead as Reagan. Me: Dude, you're going the hell for this.... Ivan: How you know I sing at Wrigley soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 Chapter 6 Ivan: I cool now. Me: Why? Ivan: I legendary comedian. Me: How did heck did that happen? Ivan: I make jokes about black people. Crowd love it.... Me: That's not too good for your career or your image... Ivan: You sure? Aww....damn. My career is as dead as Reagan. Me: Dude, you're going the hell for this.... Ivan: How you know I sing at Wrigley soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinnesotaSoxFan Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 Keep these babies coming! Ivan the Comedian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 From Ivan the fisherman to singing at Wrigley...wow he has multiple sides.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 Very talented Ivan is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmookie Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 Ivan is right look at dave chapelle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 Chapter 6 Ivan: I cool now. Me: Why? Ivan: I legendary comedian. Me: How did heck did that happen? Ivan: I make jokes about black people. Crowd love it.... Me: That's not too good for your career or your image... Ivan: You sure? Aww....damn. My career is as dead as Reagan. Me: Dude, you're going the hell for this.... Ivan: How you know I sing at Wrigley soon? Decent. Not quite as good as crotch guard or moose milking, but not terrible. I ask one question. What does Ivan look like? (I ask this to see what comes up ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 He's a rugged outdoorsy type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 This deserves a bump. Some of us need a good cheering up. I must admit I hadn't read it until now. It's good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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