Mr. Showtime Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Everyone by now has heard on the radio or seen on tv atleast one "Real men of genius" ad. I found this one while on another board and thought it was funny and true. BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS "Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!" Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan "Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!" Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-22 year old athletes you'll never meet, losing a game. "Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!" While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum. "Loggin' on now!" Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that. "See I told you sooooooo!!" And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws. "Total anonymity!" So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it." "How come they haven't fired that dumbass coach yet?" REAL MEN OF GENIUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Thats pretty funny. It also summarizez MANY osters here on SoxTalk. My favorite was "Mr. Really Bad Tupe Wearer" It repels water...and women! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan99 Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Everyone by now has heard on the radio or seen on tv atleast one "Real men of genius" ad. I found this one while on another board and thought it was funny and true. Do you mind if I steal this and post this on the illiniboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Is that an actual commercial? or did someone from the board make that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokona Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 My fav is Mr Way too Much Cologne Wearerrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted April 29, 2004 Author Share Posted April 29, 2004 Do you mind if I steal this and post this on the illiniboard? It's not mine, so I'd guess you can do whatever you want. I found it on a Bulls messageboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted April 29, 2004 Author Share Posted April 29, 2004 Is that an actual commercial? or did someone from the board make that? Nah, someone just made it up. An ad like that would be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 That is hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 It doesn't get much funnier than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 We had a post to the wav files of all of the commercials over in SL&P. That is one of the all time best advertising campaigns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 HOLY s*** THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWSGuy406 Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 lol, those are so funny. Go on Kazaa, or whatever music downloader that you have (if you have one) and type in Real Men of Genius, or Real American Heroes (What it was called pre-September 11th). Those are so damn funny. Like one is the Mr Foot Long Hotdog Inventor. Another is the Taco Salad Inventor. So damn funny, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 We had a post to the wav files of all of the commercials over in SL&P. That is one of the all time best advertising campaigns. yeah, i created that thread, let me see if i can find it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 not on the site anymore, let me see if i can find that website i linked to...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 All the sites I got them from had to take the .mp3's down because budweiser said so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmookie Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 "Mr driving range ball picker upper" and "Mr Highway yellow (and white) lines painter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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