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Gload, you choker


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If you're expecting Ross Gload - and remember it's ROSS GLOAD - to hit .500 and smash every pitch he sees, then you have a better chance of watching your goldfish slam-dunk a basketball.

 

Even though this is cliche, even the BEST hitters fail 7 times out of every 10 at-bats.

 

Remember this - Gload is a BENCH player. And for the record, Ross Gload, that BENCH player, has 10 RBI's on the season, which happens to be more RBI's than Frank Thomas and Carlos Lee have for the season. Put that in your pipe and puff it. :headbang

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First chokes in the 9th after getting a 2-0 count.

Then chokes in the 9th in another game after getting a 3-0 count. 

Now chokes against Terry friggin' Adams when all he needed is a medium-depth FO

 

:puke

Sheesh, Give him a f***ing break, Why don't you go up and f***ing bat???? I wonder if you would even touch the ball??? :unsure:

 

 

Dam being a fan is one thing but b****ig for everything is another. It's not easy to hit a ball traveling 90 mph from 60 feet. Give these guys breaks.

 

SHEESH! ;)

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If you're expecting Ross Gload - and remember it's ROSS GLOAD - to hit .500 and smash every pitch he sees, then you have a better chance of watching your goldfish slam-dunk a basketball. 

 

Even though this is cliche, even the BEST hitters fail 7 times out of every 10 at-bats. 

 

Remember this - Gload is a BENCH player.  And for the record, Ross Gload, that BENCH player, has 10 RBI's on the season, which happens to be more RBI's than Frank Thomas and Carlos Lee have for the season. Put that in your pipe and puff it. :headbang

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First chokes in the 9th after getting a 2-0 count.

Then chokes in the 9th in another game after getting a 3-0 count. 

Now chokes against Terry friggin' Adams when all he needed is a medium-depth FO

 

:puke

Hey Brando, this is the guy you wanted to replace Crede with at 3B. So you better stop ripping him unless you want to look like a bigger asshole.

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