southsider2k5 Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Damn, this is more exciting than NASCAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSoxShuf Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Damn, this is more exciting than NASCAR! I can pee on my hands and then take batting practice, and that is more exciting than NASCAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Damn, this is more exciting than NASCAR! See, it's all the heart pounding, gut wretching posts like THAT that pads the #'s. Where's that damn flood control on the board? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 See, it's all the heart pounding, gut wretching posts like THAT that pads the #'s. Where's that damn flood control on the board? I turned them off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 I turned them off When I first started coming around, ss2k had 32 posts per day. Notice in five months, he's up to 40 posts per day! Too much excretement, er I mean excitement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Monday May 3. 1:23 Central ChiSoxFn 16,091 Southsider2K4 15,937 With a game today, SS2K4 should be over 16,000 at the close of business. We should make a rule that ss2k, is not allowed to post in this thread, so it doesn't helps his post totals even more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 We should make a rule that ss2k, is not allowed to post in this thread, so it doesn't helps his post totals even more. He'll just go spam other places, so why does it matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 3, 2004 Author Share Posted May 3, 2004 Remember Jas made most of his posts in the days before expansion. There wasn't as many forums and threads to post in. Kind of like Babe Ruth and Bonds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Remember Jas made most of his posts in the days before expansion. There wasn't as many forums and threads to post in. Kind of like Babe Ruth and Bonds. ss2kroids. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 3, 2004 Author Share Posted May 3, 2004 Maybe he is corking his mouse? Which is to say, he got confused when someone told him to put a cork in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 ss2kroids. I like it. Hey I'm not on any post enhancing substances. You can test me anytime. I'm all natural. And you can print that BTW to be appropriate, this would need to be the longest thread in the history of Soxtalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Maybe he is corking his mouse? Which is to say, he got confused when someone told him to put a cork in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 3, 2004 Author Share Posted May 3, 2004 Hey I'm not on any post enhancing substances. You can test me anytime. I'm all natural. And you can print that BTW to be appropriate, this would need to be the longest thread in the history of Soxtalk. How many cups of coffee per day? What are the specs on each computer you are using? Dial up or broadband? Long sleeve or short sleeve shirts? Multiple browser windows open so you can respond while the other page updates? Damn it! What are you secrets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Damn it! What are you secrets? Having no life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 How many cups of coffee per day? What are the specs on each computer you are using? Dial up or broadband? Long sleeve or short sleeve shirts? Multiple browser windows open so you can respond while the other page updates? Damn it! What are you secrets? he knows how to work a mean mouse ball... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 How many cups of coffee per day? What are the specs on each computer you are using? Dial up or broadband? Long sleeve or short sleeve shirts? Multiple browser windows open so you can respond while the other page updates? Damn it! What are you secrets? -0 coffee. I am off of caffine. -Dell 1.8 Gig standard basic equiptment-work/ 2.53 Gig Dell at home with all of the bells and whistles. -Connect with a T3 line through work/DSL at home -Long sleeve shirts at work-usually short sleeve at home -One window open to Soxtalk, 2-3 others open to other stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 3, 2004 Author Share Posted May 3, 2004 At 3:20 PM Central time, SS2K4, if he follows his usual pattern, will post once or twice more to reach the 15,950 mark, then begin getting ready to head home. If the weather is at all unpleasant, he will be certain to post that as soon as possible. While staring blindly out the train window, he will think of posts left unposted, threads to start, and the work that is left to do. Amatuers do not understand that there is no rest from Soxtalk for this elite athlete of the keyboard. One can not reach this level without a clear strategy, and time away from the keyboard must be devoted to planning. Remember, failure to plan, is planning for failure. And prior proper planning prevents piss poor performance. After pouring himself a class of pop, he will sit down and begin his relentless pursuit of glory, the 16,000 post level. ChiSoxfn, is powerless to hold off the raging stampede of posts about to overcome him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 At 3:20 PM Central time, SS2K4, if he follows his usual pattern, will post once or twice more to reach the 15,950 mark, then begin getting ready to head home. If the weather is at all unpleasant, he will be certain to post that as soon as possible. While staring blindly out the train window, he will think of posts left unposted, threads to start, and the work that is left to do. Amatuers do not understand that there is no rest from Soxtalk for this elite athlete of the keyboard. One can not reach this level without a clear strategy, and time away from the keyboard must be devoted to planning. Remember, failure to plan, is planning for failure. And prior proper planning prevents piss poor performance. After pouring himself a class of pop, he will sit down and begin his relentless pursuit of glory, the 16,000 post level. ChiSoxfn, is powerless to hold off the raging stampede of posts about to overcome him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 I am the Rickey Henderson of Soxtalk. I don't post as often or as well as others, but just never, ever leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Monday, May 3rd 8:20 AM Central ChiSoxFn 16,091 Southsider2K4 15,899 192 behind. Not quite Bonds watch, damn East coast bias will keep sports center off this story. I hear Reynolds is predicting hotsoxchick1 to actually surpass both. Mariotti is picking some guy named Cubswin!Cubswin!; Ozzie is suggesting smaller, faster, posts. KW is looking to trade SS2K4 to the A's for DOS 5.0; JR is worried that we can't afford his salary demands for southsider2K5. Looming on the horizon is a young Dominican phenom who may crush both. He's having issues with his birth certificate, or he would be posting already. This is edge of your seat excitement. LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 120 behind Gage, I orginally guessed Wendesday, but I think he will do it on Tuesday, becasue of the game threads... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 4, 2004 Author Share Posted May 4, 2004 Tuesday May 4 7:00 am Central ChiSoxFn found a few moments last night to post, moving the bar to over 16,100 posts. SS2k4 is only 113 posts away. Let's see if SS2k4 closes like Billy Koch or Billy Botch. Tomorrow is looking like a good bet. Checking the log ins revealed that Mariotti has logged in but sources close to me are saying he will be writing about infighting regarding Palestinians and Israelis and the proliferation of hot chick pics on internet sports sites. ESPN was confused in picking a winner here but once it was pointed out ChiSoxfn is in California, and it was explained where California is, they went with the East Coaster SS2k4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 When r u goin to catch Southsider Tex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 4, 2004 Author Share Posted May 4, 2004 When r u goin to catch Southsider Tex? Never. I enjoy reading Pale Hose and Sports Bar, not posting very often. Plus depending on my consulting I have stretches where I just do not have much time to log in. I also don't log in for every game thread, another way posts add up quickly (without spamming). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 ESPN was confused in picking a winner here but once it was pointed out ChiSoxfn is in California, and it was explained where California is, they went with the East Coaster SS2k4. Since when is a midwesterner an east-coaster??? :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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