YASNY Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 From Gary Miller at ESPN: Two of the few hardy souls who shun batting gloves were in the building in Phoenix this week. Mark Grace, who now is a broadcaster for the D-Backs, and the Cubs' Moises Alou. Alou says the secret to hitting without batting gloves is to harden your hands and prevent calluses. One of his methods might win someone the prize money on the TV show, "Fear Factor." He urinates on his hands. That's the honest truth. Alou said he isn't sure where he learned this distasteful folk medicine, but it wasn't from his famous father. And it works for Moises. How appropriate. Cub fans urinate on Wrigleyville lawns. Keery Wood has been ticketed for public urination. Wrigley Field is the world's largest urinal ... and now this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Unreal that he would admit to that. Isn't that something that should be kept to himself?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 I just got the mental picture of Cub fans shaking this guys hand when the meet him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 I just got the mental picture of Cub fans shaking this guys hand when the meet him Thanks. Now I have coffee stains on my shirt. :finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 And after his playing days are over, what will he do to have silky soft hands Hey, Mariotti! Can you give this guy a hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wong & Owens Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 From ESPN.com: Two of the few hardy souls who shun batting gloves were in the building in Phoenix this week. Mark Grace, who now is a broadcaster for the D-Backs, and the Cubs' Moises Alou. Alou says the secret to hitting without batting gloves is to harden your hands and prevent calluses. One of his methods might win someone the prize money on the TV show, "Fear Factor." He urinates on his hands. That's the honest truth. Alou said he isn't sure where he learned this distasteful folk medicine, but it wasn't from his famous father. And it works for Moises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSoxShuf Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 What the f***??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 apparently, someone didn't learn back in his rookie year that the veterans were playing a joke on him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFanForever Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 That is disgusting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandwhite Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 So when he gave me a high five last year and I ate my hot dog, I was consuming some of Moises Alou's piss... :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFanForever Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 So when he gave me a high five last year and I ate my hot dog, I was consuming some of Moises Alou's piss... :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 apparently, someone didn't learn back in his rookie year that the veterans were playing a joke on him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSoxShuf Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 I can't wait till Alou comes to Comiskey so I can make a sign that reads GOLDEN SHOWER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFanForever Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 I can't wait till Alou comes to Comiskey so I can make a sign that reads GOLDEN SHOWER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 "Dude, have you been smokin'? Your fingers are all yellow!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 we could throw him bottles of hand sanitizer when he's in the field... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocking Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 I want a link, no way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 When the Cubs play the Sox, someone throw a piss cup at him. Or throw some toilet paper at him. Or better yet, throw a f***ing toilet at his ass and ask him if he's ever used one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSoxShuf Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 When the Cubs play the Sox, someone throw a piss cup at him. Or throw some toilet paper at him. Or better yet, throw a f***ing toilet at his ass and ask him if he's ever used one. Is this how he avoids steoids, he pees on himself and not into a cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Yep, urine for a surprise Dorothy, and no we're not in Kansas anymore. Urine therapy can be a very effective healing modality. Sometimes when all else fails, urine therapy will turn a person around. We will be covering some of the reasons why this is so, and in that regard will lightly touch on homeopathy and isopathy. Isopathic concepts stare us in the face every time we look at live blood under the microscope. You will get a deeper understanding of isopathy as it is touched on here if you take the Rot & Rust Tour in the microscopy educational section of this website. Of course he's not alone and there is a web site Enter at your own risk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Is this how he avoids steoids, he pees on himself and not into a cup. Haha, the doctors just thought he had terrible aim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 they razzed alou on pti for this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 :puke Gross... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.