Texsox Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 While looking for some song lyrics to Love the one your with, I stumbled across this. I'm not sure if it's sick, funny, or what. Warning Adult Content Firstly, introductions all round. My name is [removed to protect dolphinlovers], musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bones Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 ... :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 :headshake His parents were probably clued in when they found the movie "Flipper" under his matress. after reading that whole thing, I think I am going to f***ing barf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 In no way, shape or form am I suggesting that Dolphin Boy here is a well person. But some of his characterization of the sex life of dolphins is dead on. Some of the things he didn't describe are some of the more interesting tidbits. Dolphins do regularly engage in sex for fun and not strictly procreative purposes. But they also regularly engage in homosexual sex, group sex, rape, gang rape (males effectively hold an unwilling female down doing the event), etc. They are very human in their sexual proclivities. The Navy has actually taught captive male dolphins to ejaculate on command. (The old dog-training command 'come' gone horribly awry, or just our tax dollars at work... you make the call). A lot of ethologists (animal behavior ecologists) take all this as an indication of the generally high intelligence of dolphins. Whodathunk those friendly old dolphins were so freaky deaky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Love the one your with Can't remember who to sock it to? Next time look for the lyrics of "Love the One You're With" or ask a more experienced internet user to assist you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 A dolphin slept over last night...my roomie thought she was cute. Now I vomit. :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniBob72 Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 :puke I am speechless. I am...without speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 5, 2004 Author Share Posted May 5, 2004 In no way, shape or form am I suggesting that Dolphin Boy here is a well person. But some of his characterization of the sex life of dolphins is dead on. Now I really want to :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Now I really want to :puke Not that I know from first-hand experience, mind you. But if the fluke fits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 5, 2004 Author Share Posted May 5, 2004 Not that I know from first-hand experience, mind you. But if the fluke fits... I think this guy may need a therapist. I guess he and BeGood are both big fans of the Dolphins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 I think this guy may need a therapist. I guess he and BeGood are both big fans of the Dolphins I agree. Although, at least he can be pretty sure his 'date' won't take offense if he tells her 'it smells like tuna.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 I agree. Although, at least he can be pretty sure his 'date' won't take offense if he tells her 'it smells like tuna.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmookie Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 i don't think i can ever look at a dolphin the same way again! :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandwhite Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Haha -- this makes me sick, I can't believe I actually read some of it.. disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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