MurcieOne Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 I dont get it Lois, why do we have to postpone our cruise just because the dog is a cokehead I thought this was priceless. Im sure we all have our own favorite ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Brian: Peter, I'm in love with this girl... (awkward pause) Peter: Oh my God! You can talk!!! Parking attendant: Oh you don't need to park here, Mr. Griffin. You have an executive parking space now. Peter: But that looks exactly like my old space. Attendant: Yeah, but this one comes with your own company suck-up! Suck-up: Morning, Mr. Griffin! Nice day! Peter: Ehh, it's a little cloudy. Suck-up: It's absolutely cloudy. One of the worst days I've seen in years! So, good news about the Yankees! Peter: I hate the Yankees. Suck-up: Pack of cheaters, that's what are! I love your tie. Peter: I hate this tie. Suck-up: It's awful, it's gawdy, it's gotta go. Peter: And I hate myself. Suck-up: I hate you too. You make me sick, you fat sack of crap. Peter: But I'm the president. Suck-up: The best there is! Peter: But you just said you hated me. Suck-up: But- not you the- president. The- you who said- you- hated- you? You who love. Hate. Yankees. Clouds? [suck-up's head explodes] [in the court] Guy:You swear to tell the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Peter:I do.....ya bastard Vacuum repair guy: There you go, it's all fixed. Turns out there was a half-eaten meatball clogging the intake. Peter: Well, did you save it? Vacuum repair guy: Uh... no. Peter: Ya Bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Peter: Hey Brian! My Alphabets are sending me a secret message. It says Ooooooooooo! Brian: Peter, those are cherrios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Peter: I see your bum! Stewie: Oh great, why dont you take a picture you pervert so I'll have something to bring to court! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Since I don't watch it and cannot find it on TV, I'll just say the one quote my fat friend says all the time from it..."Alllriggghtt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Farmers wife: I bet your hungry. Stewie: Yes, and I bet you lost your viginity to a mechenical bull...NOW CHANGE ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Chris: Hey Meg. I'm thinking of a word, and it's not kitty. Meg: Is it kitty? Chris: GET.OUT.OF.MY.HEAD! AHHHHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Since I don't watch it and cannot find it on TV, I'll just say the one quote my fat friend says all the time from it..."Alllriggghtt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 My favorite...its been in my AIM profile for about a month now. "You know something? I always thought dogs laid eggs. I learned something here today." Said by Peter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Stripper (to Chris): "How old are you?" Chris: "Old enough to know that you're a whore!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerbaho-WG Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Peter: Look at all the trash those New Yorkers left on our lawn: New York Post, New York Times, New York Mets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 The scene where Peter comes back from a court ordered feminist retreat and breast feeds Stewie. I fell off the coach and begged for mercy I was laughing so hard at Stewie's expression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Master Buehrle Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 The scene where Peter comes back from a court ordered feminist retreat and breast feeds Stewie. I fell off the coach and begged for mercy I was laughing so hard at Stewie's expression. That was a good one! My personal favorite... Lady: Are you even part of this organization? What's your name? Peter starts stuttering...as he's trying to make up a name, then sees a green pea and says: Uhhhmmm, Pea! Then Peter sees a girl crying and while still stuttering says: Tear! Peter still looking frantically around and sees a griffin flying around the restaurant and says: Griffin! Peter: Peter Griffin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cali Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Stewie: Ugh, Mirabella. December's Mirabella.... That delivery gets me everytime... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 The scene where Peter comes back from a court ordered feminist retreat and breast feeds Stewie. I fell off the coach and begged for mercy I was laughing so hard at Stewie's expression. that seriously will stop me in my tracks everytime because I'm laughing so much, oh here's another one "Mr. Griffin, my name is Paddy Tanager, the caddy manager, yeah it rhymes, big whoop, you wanna fight about it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Quagmire: So Meg you 18 yet? Meg: No Quagmire: Alriiiight (Later in the Episode) Quagmire: How old are you girls? Girls: 16 Quagmire: 18! alriiight! Girl: Mom Quagmore: This is getting interesting...Giggity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Quagmire: So Meg you 18 yet? Meg: No Quagmire: Alriiiight (Later in the Episode) Quagmire: How old are you girls? Girls: 16 Quagmire: 18! alriiight! Girl: Mom Quagmore: This is getting interesting...Giggity LMFAO, damn I wish I had Family Guy on down here. I hav to put up with episodes up Futurama and King of the Hill for the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Mine are in my Sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santo=dorf Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 "Family Guy has been cancelled for the upcoming 2001 season." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakeharris3 Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Quagmire talking to two women kissing in a bar " Hey! Either of you lesbians ever been penatrated????? or Cleveland talking to Peter "I have to get upstairs to Loretta while the gettings good" followed by BANG OW BANG OW BANG OW When's it gonna be MY turn?? there are so many good quotes... jake :fthecubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
israel4ever Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 LMFAO, damn I wish I had Family Guy on down here. I hav to put up with episodes up Futurama and King of the Hill for the moment. Ya gotta by the DVDs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
israel4ever Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 "Victory is mine!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xero Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 This thread shall not die! Peter: "Don't worry I have an idea so smart my head would explode if I even begin to know what I was talking about..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagar69 Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Peter: Wow Lois, me and Chris are such a good father and son team, just like the Gumbels. Lois:Peter, Greg and Bryant Gumbel arent Father and son, theyre brothers. Peter: Lois, just because theyre black doesnt mean you cant learn anything from them. Peter at a job interview: Boss: Peter, where do you see yourself in ten years? Peter, thinking to himself: dont say doin your wife, dont say doin your wife. "uhh.... doin your.....son "Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute. Quagmire: Fifty bucks. Auctioner: She had nine STDs. Quagmire: Forty-five bucks. Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself. Quagmire: Fifty bucks. " "Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill? Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible. Peter: Wrong, the ugly one! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagar69 Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 couple more really good ones: "Lois: You're drunk again. Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking. " "Peter: Gays don't vommit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France. " "Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep. " "Peter: At least they don't put their feminine ointments next to the mustard, Lois. That was the worst hot dog I ever ate." "Peter:Lois a boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything....it could even be a boat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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