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Favorite Family Guy Quote


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"Peter: At least they don't put their feminine ointments next to the mustard, Lois. That was the worst hot dog ever."

 

That one was hilarious.

 

I also loved when Peter and Lois are naked after playing Yachtzee with their nudist neighbor, then Quagmire walks in and sees Lois and has to ask for a towel. Also when Stewie is blowing on the trumpet so hard is makes him fart and he says something like "that was me farting by Chopin in E flat."

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My two favorites are both of Quagmire:

First when their talking about women they'd like to be with.

Quagire: Taylor Hanson

Joe: Taylor Hanson's a guy.

Quagmire: You guys are yanking me. Putting one over on old Quagmire.

Peter: No he's really a guy Quagmire.

Quagmire: Oh god! Oh god! I've got all these magazines!

 

The other while they are reading Quagmires mind...

 

Damn this itches, Must of been from that skank who needed a ride to the gas station. Last time I do someone a favor. Ohh God I think they heard me. Ohh God I can hear me! Ladaladalada....

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