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  1. 1. World Series or sex with a porn star?

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This is mainly for humor...and for any details.....however much you want for both of them....bragging rights for life at stake....which would you rather have it be?

I get plenty of sex as it is but Ive never had a White Sox WS. Im taking the WS, yet I wish I could have both at the same time. That would just bring down the house!!!!!!!!

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World Series winner indeed...I could care less about sexual intercourse.

You say that now.......just wait till ya taste some tube-steak somthered in underwear.......you'll change your tune.

You don't know me! I've got a strong will that is unmatchable! I WILL NOT have anything to do with that until I'm married.

 

Sex IS NOT a toy! It is something SERIOUS! There are too many people this day in age not taking responsibility for anything, and it's sickening! Sometimes makes me wish I grew up in the 1950s!

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World Series winner indeed...I could care less about sexual intercourse.

You say that now.......just wait till ya taste some tube-steak somthered in underwear.......you'll change your tune.

You don't know me! I've got a strong will that is unmatchable! I WILL NOT have anything to do with that until I'm married.

 

Sex IS NOT a toy! It is something SERIOUS! There are too many people this day in age not taking responsibility for anything, and it's sickening! Sometimes makes me wish I grew up in the 1950s!

I was born in 1950. It's my favorite decade in the history of the world. It's misunderstood by liberals and conservatives alike. It had some of the greatest movies Hollywood ever produced. When they came out with that list of the 100 greatest movies of all time the 1950's lead the pack. Great Jazz, Blues and Rock n Roll. The White Sox actually won the pennant!! Would have won the World Series too if Al Lopez hadn't been mad at Billy Pierce. It wasn't perfect and I don't believe in living in the past, you've got to keep moving, but it was a really great decade. I would love to teach a class on the 1950's.

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if after all these years of watching the sox get a world series before i die.. i would gladly take the world series and have sex with myself while im watching the sox win............hows that........

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Alot of porn starlets work at The Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nevada from time-to-time. I know this because of the Howard Stern Show on E!..... lest you think I travel to CC when the White Sox are on the road during the summers ;). For $2,000, you can do pretty much whatever you want to your favorite porn starlet there. So, considering getting laid by a porn starlet isn't so hard to do afterall (as long as you have the $$$$$), I'm gonna go with the, so far, unattainable..... a White Sox WS Championship!

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Alot of porn starlets work at The Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nevada from time-to-time. I know this because of the Howard Stern Show on E!..... lest you think I travel to CC when the White Sox are on the road during the summers  ;). For $2,000, you can do pretty much whatever you want to your favorite porn starlet there. So, considering getting laid by a porn starlet isn't so hard to do afterall (as long as you have the $$$$$), I'm gonna go with the, so far, unattainable..... a White Sox WS Championship!

Holy s***....it's that easy?!

 

Someone, hook me up a trip to CC and about $5,000....NOW!

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World Series winner indeed...I could care less about sexual intercourse.

Well, coming from a virgin, thats not surprising...

ohhh nice catch roman.... your learning fast grasshopper.......... :D

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I can't help it that I'm off the wall sometimes but I'm wondering whatever happened to Marilyn Chambers? Anybody know?

doesnt she run her own porn production company... i think i saw it on hbo one of those real sex shows.... im pretty sure thats what she does now a days........

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