Texsox Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 T O P 5 C L A S S I C Past Performance Is No Guarantee of Future Laughs ================================================================== May 7, 2004 (Today's list was originally published on April 29, 1999) The Top 13 Signs Your Presidential Candidate Is a Deadhead 13> Has already picked his live-in, Melody, as his "Secretary of Dreams." 12> Instead of old fashioned whistle-stop campaign, wants to go "truckin'." 11> "Building a Bong to the 21st... whatever." 10> Typical debate rejoinder: "Whoa. You're harshing my mellow." 9> "Inhaled? s***, I toked righteously!" 8> Claims that, 150 years before he invented the Internet, he invented patchouli. 7> His explanation why he never registered for the draft: "I spaced." 6> Interrupts debate with charges that his opponent is "bogarting the microphone" 5> Giggles uncontrollably when someone says "acid rain". 4> Breaks into a 20-minute-long, incomprehensible ramble in the middle of every speech. 3> Can't spell "potato"; CAN spell "ganja." 2> Freely admits inhaling. Adamantly denies bogarting. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your Presidential Candidate Is a Deadhead... 1> He actually *likes* spending years traveling around the country with the same act, distributing buttons, t-shirts, and tapes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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