CrimsonWeltall Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Might go to one of the Twinkies game and bring a sign. Gimme your -funny- ideas about what it should say. +bonus points if it mentions Matt LeCroy and his speed -negative points if it says "Wizard of Oz", "Land of Oz", etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 I don't have any good ideas, but I remember the "Twinkees expiration date" sign last year with the picture of a twinkee and that was very good. Something like that would be cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 "Twins lead the league in steals - how many does LeCroy have?" (OK that one was only for the LeCroy thing) If you're artistic, you can draw a convertable car, and(assuming we are in first by a little bit)draw a Twins logo in the rear view mirror with the Sox logo driving the car, and as a caption, put "How does it feel?" And then of course..."Who wins in a footrace, Paul Konerko or Matt LeCroy?" Standup comedy, here I come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonWeltall Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 And then of course..."Who wins in a footrace, Paul Konerko or Matt LeCroy?" Yeah I had that idea too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 have a pic of a hand w/ sox logo on it sgueezing the filling out of the end of a twinkie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Who's uglier? Matt LeCroy or Ron Gardenhire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyKongerko Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 A little outdated but "Tom Kelly has man-boobies" will always be a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 "Matt LeCroy - poetry in slow motion" "Was that a replay, or LeCroy at full speed?" "Hurry up, LeCroy, curfew is 1 AM!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 "Matt LeCroy - poetry in slow motion" "Was that a replay, or LeCroy at full speed?" "Hurry up, LeCroy, curfew is 1 AM!" Very nice. I really like the last one. All I could come up with was: Matthew LeCroy: Mega-slow-maniac...that is why I have never been mistaken for a comedian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonWeltall Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 Matt LeCroy runs a 4.3 forty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Matt LeCroy runs a 4.3 forty Are you kidding? He is a big guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonWeltall Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 ...as a sign idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Are you kidding? He is a big guy. 4.3 minutes. Duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 ...as a sign idea I don't detect sarcasm well. Comic Book guy: A sarcasm detector? Oh thats a great idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonWeltall Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 I can see how you'd be confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubsSuck1 Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Matt LeCroy runs a 4.3 forty YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssHatSoxFan Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Matt LeCroy runs a 4.3 forty is that with slow track conditions cuz i could swear he was much faster than that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 What the hell does your avatar mean CubsSuck1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonWeltall Posted May 10, 2004 Author Share Posted May 10, 2004 It's from -I believe- a Radiohead video. There's a guy laying down on the sidewalk in some big city and people are passing him. One guy stops to ask him what's wrong and he refuses to say. More people gather and keep asking him. He tells them they don't want to know. Eventually he gives in and says something (but it's muted so you can't hear it). The camera changes view and everyone in the city is lying on the sidewalk with him, dead. edit: ok maybe they're not dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 It's from -I believe- a Radiohead video. There's a guy laying down on the sidewalk in some big city and people are passing him. One guy stops to ask him what's wrong and he refuses to say. More people gather and keep asking him. He tells them they don't want to know. Eventually he gives in and says something (but it's muted so you can't hear it). The camera changes view and everyone in the city is lying on the sidewalk with him, dead. edit: ok maybe they're not dead. Something about Soylent Green I bet. I'm sorry I asked... that sounds like a lame concept for a video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssHatSoxFan Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Matt LeCroy is the FLEETEST of FOOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Belated but how about Hey Hunter! When I think of you I touch myself! That'll get his attention... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Hey Hunter! When I think of you I touch myself! You do? Well that explains a lot! LMAO, just f***ing around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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