Texsox Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Link I couldn't make this up. Encouraging schoolchildren to experiment with oral sex could prove the most effective way of curbing teenage pregnancy rates, a government study has found. Pupils under 16 who were taught to consider other forms of 'intimacy' such as oral sex were significantly less likely to engage in full intercourse, it was revealed. Britain's teenage pregnancy rate is the highest in Europe. In 2002 there were 39,286 teen pregnancies recorded. The government has spent more than £60 million to tackle the problem but so far failed to halt the rise. A sex education course developed by Exeter University trains teachers to talk to teenagers about 'stopping points' before full sex. More at the link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 This is such an easy thing to poke holes in, but facts is facts. There's only one way to get pregnant and oral sex ain't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 This was being knocked around last Spring when I was there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 10, 2004 Author Share Posted May 10, 2004 I guess if kids spend too much time playing video games they can't figure out oral sex for themselves? We need a government program? How about a list of ways the government could promote oral sex. 1. A commemorative postage stamp 2. Elect a President that enjoys, (oops, that's already been done) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 I guess if kids spend too much time playing video games they can't figure out oral sex for themselves? We need a government program? How about a list of ways the government could promote oral sex. 1. A commemorative postage stamp 2. Elect a President that enjoys, (oops, that's already been done) These are Brits after all Tex, cut them some slack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
israel4ever Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Would they teach "blow jobs" in the schools? No one would ever complain about homework if they did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 10, 2004 Author Share Posted May 10, 2004 These are Brits after all Tex, cut them some slack. Three differences between the US and England 1. They speak English and we don't 2. When they have a World Series, they invite the world. 3. When you meet the head of state in England you are only asked to get on one knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Would they teach "blow jobs" in the schools? No one would ever complain about homework if they did! Allright class, time to pair up for the study of Oral Sex. Sorry Johnny and Stan, you'll have to be lab partners because we have too many boys in this class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
israel4ever Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Allright class, time to pair up for the study of Oral Sex. Sorry Johnny and Stan, you'll have to be lab partners because we have too many boys in this class. D'ohhhhh!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Would they teach "blow jobs" in the schools? No one would ever complain about homework if they did! "Oh hey dad, me and Jenny here are just going to go upstairs and study." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
israel4ever Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 There would probably be lots of volunteers to tutor the "slow learners"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 It won't be long before it's here. My Aunt had a meeting at a school in Naperville last year. The teachers told the parents that the new thing for the girls was to give guys blow jobs for their birthday's. I'm not talking like a girlfriend blowin her boyfriend. I'm talkin like friends doing it to friends. The girls will take turns doing it. What grade you ask?? 6th!!! MY aunt asked if this was a common occurence or if it happened once and the teacher said it happened on 4 different occasions that she is aware of. The most I got in 7th grade was goin up a girls shirt and that's only because I was one charming SOB... I only know of 2 other guys that did that in 7th grade. So I guess you can say times have definitely changed. I graduated grammer school in 1987. I think at that point in my life the furtherst I got with my girlfriend was pretty much restricted to touching each other all over with our hands. I'm pretty sure that's as far as anyone in my class got, cause I was voted class romeo and nobody was gonna out do me. Anyway, things have definitely changed. Blowjobs for your birthday?? I worked my ass off just to feel some tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
israel4ever Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 It won't be long before it's here. My Aunt had a meeting at a school in Naperville last year. The teachers told the parents that the new thing for the girls was to give guys blow jobs for their birthday's. I'm not talking like a girlfriend blowin her boyfriend. I'm talkin like friends doing it to friends. The girls will take turns doing it. What grade you ask?? 6th!!! MY aunt asked if this was a common occurence or if it happened once and the teacher said it happened on 4 different occasions that she is aware of. The most I got in 7th grade was goin up a girls shirt and that's only because I was one charming SOB... I only know of 2 other guys that did that in 7th grade. So I guess you can say times have definitely changed. I graduated grammer school in 1987. I think at that point in my life the furtherst I got with my girlfriend was pretty much restricted to touching each other all over with our hands. I'm pretty sure that's as far as anyone in my class got, cause I was voted class romeo and nobody was gonna out do me. Anyway, things have definitely changed. Blowjobs for your birthday?? I worked my ass off just to feel some tit. There was a story in a recent Sun Times, (that was also covered by Oprah) about 12-14 year old girls blowing 12-14 year old boys in the back of school busses that are chartered to take them to and from Bar Mitzvahs, in the NorthShore suburbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 10, 2004 Author Share Posted May 10, 2004 There was a story in a recent Sun Times, (that was also covered by Oprah) about 12-14 year old girls blowing 12-14 year old boys in the back of school busses that are chartered to take them to and from Bar Mitzvahs, in the NorthShore suburbs. she was just proving she wasn't an anti-semen-ite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
israel4ever Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 she was just proving she wasn't an anti-semen-ite You are on top of your game today, Tex! (I'd give you the "I'm not worthy" smilie, but I can't get them to work from work!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 No one would ever complain about homework if they did! study hall would be awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 It comes too soon and too easy for kids now. Girls used to make you earn it. You learned to respect them and be nice if you wanted them to be "nice" back. s*** now all you have to do is turn 13!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Link I couldn't make this up. More at the link. Thats not a good way...oral sex leads to STD city... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 10, 2004 Author Share Posted May 10, 2004 Michael Jackson just aplied for a teaching position Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Literally, wouldn't births be down but STD's up??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 thats weird as freaking hell but somehow it seems to make sense... sorta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Literally, wouldn't births be down but STD's up??? If they are teaching it along with using condoms and dental dams then STDs won't be a huge worry (still a worry, but you can have safe oral sex). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Ah man, this is good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Literally, wouldn't births be down but STD's up??? You f*** in the butt, and then you get STD's. You hear me?! Don't f*** a girl in the butt that you don't know. Got it? In fact, just don't f*** a girl you don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 It would be oh-so-hilarious if it wasn't so infinitely sad. I mean, my God. :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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