Texsox Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 NOTE FROM CHRIS: Secret Service agents recently questioned a Washington high school student about anti-war drawings he did for an art class. The 15-year-old boy's art teacher turned the drawings over to school administrators, who notified police, who called the Secret Service. And as if that weren't enough.... The Top 5 Recent Secret Service Busts 5> Detained 84-year-old Winnie Mae Davis at LaGuardia when her monogrammed knitting bag raised the suspicions of an alert security guard. 4> Motorcycle stunt fans across the nation were rounded up after a Google search revealed an underground Web ring of subscribers to an "Axis of Evel Knievel." 3> A small band of first-graders was detained for questioning after agents overheard a destructive plot directed at London bridges. 2> False alarm: It was just the Bush twins in the East Room playing "Spin the Iraqi Prisoner" again. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Recent Secret Service Bust... 1> After years of undermining the current administration, Martin Sheen and his shadow government were finally taken down. Join ClubTop5 to see the whole list: http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml ================================================================== Today's Classic Top5: Signs Your Sports Hero Has Stumbled Read it on our website: http://www.topfive.com To subscribe: [email protected] ================================================================== Rumination of the Day This morning I woke up with the ugliest, skankiest barmaid yet. Damn those Jedi and their stupid mind tricks! (Michael Cunningham) To subscribe to Ruminations: [email protected] ================================================================== Selected from 89 submissions from 36 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1 (6th #1) Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 3 Matt Maynard, Orange Park, FL -- 4 Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 5 Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- List moderator, RU/HM names Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor The Rolling Stones, London, England -- Ambience Ambience explained: http://www.topfive.com/arcs_am/am051004.shtml ------------------------------------------------------------------ "Executive Dribblage" and "In the Line of Dire" The Runners Up and Honorable Mention submissions The Runners Up and Honorable Mention submissions for today's list can be found on our website: http://www.topfive.com ================================================================== [ T H E T O P F I V E L I S T ] [TOPFIVE -- The Web's Best Original Humor http://www.topfive.com] [----------------------------------------------------------------] The Top 5 List (original lists) [email protected] Top5 Classic (greatest hits) [email protected] Ruminations (odd thoughts) [email protected] ================================================================== [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use in any manner ] [ without crediting "The Top 5 List at www.topfive.com" ] ================================================================== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 wow, by the thread title i was expecting something totally different. oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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