Texsox Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 ================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SPORTS http://www.topfive.com/fivers.shtml ================================================================== May 17, 2004 The Top 8 Signs You're Watching Sports in Hell 8> The referees don't carry whistles, just flame-throwers. 7> The Super Bowl pre-game show is six hours. The game itself has two three-minute halves. 6> Playing first base is Bill Buckner, wearing oven mitts on both hands. 5> ESPN Classic keeps stopping the Women's World Cup tape just after Brandi Chastain scores her goal kick. 4> World Series Champs? Devil Rays. Stanley Cup Winners? New Jersey Devils. NBA Champions? Whichever team Dennis Rodman's on. 3> Instead of getting a flag for penalties, offenders burst into flames. 2> ESPN: Men's Synchronized Swimming. ESPN2: Zaire Cricket Finals. ESPN Classic: The first grade T-ball game when you wet your pants. and the Number 1 Sign You're Watching Sports in Hell... 1> "And on this week's NBA One-on-One Challenge, Shawn Bradley vs. Manute Bol!" [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Two words "Cubs Win" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 But the Devils always with the Stanley Cup?? Ohhhhhhhh wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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