DBAHO Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 AN AMERICAN man tried to give police the slip by switching motels – but left a gooey clue that led to his capture. Authorities said a motel cleaning crew discovered a mess of Vaseline on mattresses, bedding, a TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels in Roger Chamberlain's room after he checked out last week. The damage was put at more than $US1000 ($1449). Fourteen empty petroleum jelly jars and numerous pornographic magazines were also fished out of the rubbish bin, according to WNBF radio in Binghamton. Shortly afterward, a sheriff's deputy tracked Chamberlain down to a nearby motel, finding the 44-year-old Virginia man entirely covered in the greasy ointment. He was charged with criminal mischief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 AN AMERICAN man tried to give police the slip by switching motels – but left a gooey clue that led to his capture. Authorities said a motel cleaning crew discovered a mess of Vaseline on mattresses, bedding, a TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels in Roger Chamberlain's room after he checked out last week. The damage was put at more than $US1000 ($1449). Fourteen empty petroleum jelly jars and numerous pornographic magazines were also fished out of the rubbish bin, according to WNBF radio in Binghamton. Shortly afterward, a sheriff's deputy tracked Chamberlain down to a nearby motel, finding the 44-year-old Virginia man entirely covered in the greasy ointment. He was charged with criminal mischief. LOL! His family must be very proud of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 We know he didn't chaffe at the arrest The makers of Vaseline would want that product refered to as patroleum jelly. By the way, it was initially invented to be taken internally as a health aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 And I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't have been for you pesky kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 He had to go down under to pull this one off, if you know what I mean Packing for trip: Passport? check US Porn, can't be too sure of foreign porn? check 14 jars of vasoline? check NASCAR coverage in Australia? check Bush for President stickers? check Sammy Sosa jersey? check Extra petroluem jelly? check Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Holy crap...14 jars of vasoline. Good lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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