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Like the ultimate Country Western Song, I though I would take a stab at the ultimate soxtalk thread . . .

 

I think Koch's effort to maintain the lead that Buerhle built while Valentin was benched for the final five miles of the NASCAR 500 at Gaza Strip was phenominal. Despite suicide bombers, attack helicopters, and chants of this is not a sport, he maintained his composure and won the damn thing.

 

Here's the delivery person for his trophy

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Like the ultimate Country Western Song, I though I would take a stab at the ultimate soxtalk thread . . .

 

I think Koch's effort to maintain the lead that Buerhle built while Valentin was benched for the final five miles of the NASCAR 500 at Gaza Strip was phenominal. Despite suicide bombers, attack helicopters, and chants of this is not a sport, he maintained his composure and won the damn thing.

 

Here's the delivery person for his trophy

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It is missing a little something though. It needs somemore things.

 

George Bush as the best man at Willie Harris's and Koch's gay wedding.

John Kerry to preach on creationism and morality

Israel4ever and Apu to stand up and give a joint toast at the wedding

Juggernaut to analyze how the wedding went in 1000 words or less

Me to makes 17,000 posts about it

Be Good to be the wedding singer

Kenny Williams to be the greeter at the front door

Michael Jackson to be first in line for the dollar dance.... with the ring bearer

 

 

That's all I have got for now, feel free to add to it.

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It is missing a little something though.  It needs somemore things.

 

George Bush as the best man at Willie Harris's and Koch's gay wedding.

John Kerry to preach on creationism and morality

Israel4ever and Apu to stand up and give a joint toast at the wedding

Juggernaut to analyze how the wedding went in 1000 words or less

Me to makes 17,000 posts about it

Be Good to be the wedding singer

Kenny Williams to be the greeter at the front door

Michael Jackson to be first in line for the dollar dance.... with the ring bearer

 

 

That's all I have got for now, feel free to add to it.

Nuke Cleveland was providing security in an M1 tank.

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It is missing a little something though.  It needs somemore things.

 

George Bush as the best man at Willie Harris's and Koch's gay wedding.

John Kerry to preach on creationism and morality

Israel4ever and Apu to stand up and give a joint toast at the wedding

Juggernaut to analyze how the wedding went in 1000 words or less

Me to makes 17,000 posts about it

Be Good to be the wedding singer

Kenny Williams to be the greeter at the front door

Michael Jackson to be first in line for the dollar dance.... with the ring bearer

 

 

That's all I have got for now, feel free to add to it.

cwsox says something about the Beatles.

People chime in after that(several people)

cwsox also says something about the Dolphins

I chime in with "Dolphins suck."

Someone then updates us on the Sox game...apparently, Jose just made his 63rd error of the season, and it's only June 3rd.

I then talk about how errors are overrated(which they are BTW :D )

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It is missing a little something though.  It needs somemore things.

 

George Bush as the best man at Willie Harris's and Koch's gay wedding.

John Kerry to preach on creationism and morality

Israel4ever and Apu to stand up and give a joint toast at the wedding

Juggernaut to analyze how the wedding went in 1000 words or less

Me to makes 17,000 posts about it

Be Good to be the wedding singer

Kenny Williams to be the greeter at the front door

Michael Jackson to be first in line for the dollar dance.... with the ring bearer

 

 

That's all I have got for now, feel free to add to it.

U forgot DBAH0 coming all the way from down under to gate crash the wedding. ;)

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