Steff Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 A man walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus. He walked over to inspect it more closely. As he bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped him. Very embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. There, standing right behind him, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted him, "Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Sir, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna s*** when you hear the price." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonWeltall Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 how come all lexus cars are silver or gold? dont they offer any other colors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 how come all lexus cars are silver or gold? dont they offer any other colors? build a lexus in fact they have about 7 different colors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 I'd s*** if I bought a glorified Toyota too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Got an A6 V8 engine 1999 quatro styled Audi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Gees Steff I truly thought u were buyin a Lexus for a moment there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandwhite Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 i like that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Gees Steff I truly thought u were buyin a Lexus for a moment there. Who knows, maybe the "man" in that joke was Mr. Steff and this isn't a joke but a true story??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Redneck vacation > Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! > The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant. > Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. > Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again." > Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this! year that's different?" > Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 Gees Steff I truly thought u were buyin a Lexus for a moment there. Ugh.. no thank you. IMO.. they are crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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