Texsox Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Muskrat Love by Captain & Tennille Words and Music: Willis Alan Ramsay Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light Doing the town and doing it right in the evening It's pretty pleasing Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam do the jitterbug out in Muskrat Land And they shimmy... Sam is so skinny And they whirl and they twirl and they tango Singing and jinging a jango Floating like the heavens above Looks like Muskrat Love. Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese Sam says to Suzie, Honey, would you please be my Mrs? Suzie says yes with her kisses Now he's tickling her fancy, rubbing her toes muzzle to muzzle now, anything goes as they wriggle, Sue starts to giggle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 You hit the ground running, didn't you. As much as I loved America, that was a bad song when they did it too. OK, here's one that I always hated... I remember to this day The bright red Georgia clay And how it stuck to the tires After the summer rain Will power made that old car go A woman's mind told me that so Oh how I wish We were back on the road again Me and you and a dog named boo Travelin' and livin' off the land Me and you and a dog named boo How I love being a free man I can still recall The wheat fields of St. Paul And the morning we got caught Robbing from an old hen Old McDonald he made us work But then he paid us for what it was worth Another tank of gas And back on the road again I'll never forget the day We motored stately into big L.A. The lights of the city put settlin' Down in my brain Though it's only been a month or so That old car's buggin' us to go We've gotta get away and get back on The road again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2004 Author Share Posted June 7, 2004 How's this Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful Makin' love with you is all I wanna do Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true And everything that I do is out of lovin' you La la la la la la la... do do do do do No one else can make me feel The colors that you bring Stay with me while we grow old And we will live each day in springtime Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful And every day my life is filled with lovin' you Lovin' you I see your soul come shinin' through And every time that we oooooh I'm more in love with you La la la la la la la... do do do do do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 How's this Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful Makin' love with you is all I wanna do Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true And everything that I do is out of lovin' you La la la la la la la... do do do do do No one else can make me feel The colors that you bring Stay with me while we grow old And we will live each day in springtime Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful And every day my life is filled with lovin' you Lovin' you I see your soul come shinin' through And every time that we oooooh I'm more in love with you La la la la la la la... do do do do do attacks on Minnie Ripperton will not be acceptable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2004 Author Share Posted June 7, 2004 attacks on Minnie Ripperton will not be acceptable! Let's give it up for Eminems opening act, he really digs this chick, put your hands together for Minnie Ripperton Ooooohhh I think we just found the other poll in the cwsox music library Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 You hit the ground running, didn't you. As much as I loved America, that was a bad song when they did it too. OK, here's one that I always hated... Me and you and a dog named boo Travelin' and livin' off the land Me and you and a dog named boo How I love being a free man America (the group) sucked. Horse with no name my ass. But if you want to put "Indiana wants me" on the B side of "Me and You and a Dog Named Boo" you've got yourself one double sided piece of s***! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 This is, without a doubt, the worst song that I have ever heard (even worse than the lyrics that you'll find on commercial rap songs, if that is possible). Huh huh huh hu-uh huh So true funny how it seems always in time, but never in line for dreams. Head over heels when toe to toe. This is the sound of my soul, this is the sound. I bought a ticket to the world, but now I've come back again. Why do I find it hard to write the next line? Oh I want the truth to be said. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know this much is true. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know this much is TRUUUUUE With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue dissolve the nerves that have just begun. Listening to Marvin (all night long.) This is the sound of my soul, this is the sound. Always slipping from my hands, sand's a time of its own. Take your seaside arms and write the next line. Oh I want the truth to be known. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know this much is true. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know this much is TRUUUUUE I bought a ticket to the world, but now I've come back again. Why do I find it hard to write the next line? Oh I want the truth to be said. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know this much is true. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know this much is TRUUUUUE This much is true. I know, I know, I know this much is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 How's this Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful Makin' love with you is all I wanna do Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true And everything that I do is out of lovin' you La la la la la la la... do do do do do No one else can make me feel The colors that you bring Stay with me while we grow old And we will live each day in springtime Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful And every day my life is filled with lovin' you Lovin' you I see your soul come shinin' through And every time that we oooooh I'm more in love with you La la la la la la la... do do do do do Songs to commit suicide to.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Our Time Has just Began Macarena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2004 Author Share Posted June 7, 2004 Brando, do you mean We've only Just Begun? The #1 graduation song from 1970 to 1980? And how about one for Nuke "Billy" Cleveland? The marchin' band came down along Main Street The soldier-blues fell in behind I looked across and there I saw Billy Waiting to go and join the line And with her head upon his shoulder His young and lovely fiancee From where I stood, I saw she was cryin' And through her tears I heard her say "Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life" "Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife" And as he started to go she said "Billy, keep your head lo-o-ow" "Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me" The soldier-blues were trapped on a hillside The battle raging all around The sergeant cried "We've got to hang on, boys" "We got to hold this piece a'ground" "I need a volunteer to ride up" "And bring us back some extra men" And Billy's hand was up in a moment Forgettin' all the words she said She said "Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life" "Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife" And as he started to go she said "Billy, keep your head lo-o-ow" "Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me" I heard his fiancee got a letter That told how Billy died that day The letter said that he was a hero She should be proud he died that way I heard she threw that letter away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 This is, without a doubt, the worst song that I have ever heard (even worse than the lyrics that you'll find on commercial rap songs, if that is possible). Huh huh huh hu-uh huh So true funny how it seems always in time, but never in line for dreams. Head over heels when toe to toe. This is the sound of my soul, this is the sound. I bought a ticket to the world, but now I've come back again. Why do I find it hard to write the next line? Oh I want the truth to be said. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know this much is true. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know this much is TRUUUUUE With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue dissolve the nerves that have just begun. Listening to Marvin (all night long.) This is the sound of my soul, this is the sound. Always slipping from my hands, sand's a time of its own. Take your seaside arms and write the next line. Oh I want the truth to be known. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know this much is true. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know this much is TRUUUUUE I bought a ticket to the world, but now I've come back again. Why do I find it hard to write the next line? Oh I want the truth to be said. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know this much is true. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know this much is TRUUUUUE This much is true. I know, I know, I know this much is true. Wow. How do you follow up Spandau Ballet? With Kajagoogoo, of course... Tongue tied or short of breath, don't even try, try a little harder. Something's wrong, I'm not naive you must be strong, ooh baby try, hey girl, move a little closer You're too shy shy hush hush eye to eye Too shy shy hush hush eye to eye Too shy shy hush hush eye to eye Too shy shy hush hush hush Modern medicine falls short of your complaint, try a little harder You're moving in circles won't you dilate, ooh baby try, hey girl, move a little closer You're too shy shy hush hush eye to eye Too shy shy hush hush eye to eye Too shy shy hush hush eye to eye Too shy shy hush hush hush You're too shy shy hush hush eye to eye Too shy shy hush hush eye to eye Too shy shy hush hush eye to eye Too shy shy hush hush hush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2004 Author Share Posted June 7, 2004 But where does all this come from? A song writer of course and . . . Written by: Bruce Johnston I've been alive forever, and I wrote the very first song I put the words and the melodies together I am music and I write the songs I write the songs that make the whole world sing I write the songs of love and special things I write the songs that make the young girls cry I write the songs, I write the songs My home lies deep within you And I've got my own place in your soul Now, when I look out through your eyes I'm young again, even though I'm very old Oh my music makes you dance And gives you spirit to take a chance And I wrote some rock 'n' roll so you can move Music fills your heart Well, that's a real fine place to start It's from me it's for you It's from you, it's for me It's a worldwide symphony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Oh, Mandy. Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking - but I sent you away Oh, Mandy, well you came and you gave without taking - Now I need you to stay Oh, Mandy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2004 Author Share Posted June 7, 2004 Oh, Mandy. Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking - but I sent you away Oh, Mandy, well you came and you gave without taking - Now I need you to stay Oh, Mandy. That song inspired one of the greatest parodies of all time Oh Wally, I called and you gave me some pantyhose . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 That song inspired one of the greatest parodies of all time Oh Wally, I called and you gave me some pantyhose . . . Yep, Steve Dahl's Wally Phillips song was a gem. "Oh Wally, well I wanted a dinner for two-o-ooh. But you sent me a scarf, Oh Wally." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 America (the group) sucked. Horse with no name my ass. But if you want to put "Indiana wants me" on the B side of "Me and You and a Dog Named Boo" you've got yourself one double sided piece of s***! What?! Unfathomable. America's smooth beats and summer-night lyrics transitioned the nation through a decade in which Disco ravaged the airways, and the ideals set forth in Easy Rider were a distant memory. Throughout this tulmultous period for rock music (where numerous artists appeared to have lost their roots) America stayed true and seemingly led the path for groups such as Alabama, Eagles, CSN. "Funny, I've been there........and you've been here........and we aint had no time to drink that beer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 I hate to do this, but... Joan was quizzical; studied pataphysical Science in the home. Late nights all alone with a test tube. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, Calls her on the phone. "Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa, oa, oa, oan?" But as she's getting ready to go, A knock comes on the door. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead. Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again. Teacher gets annoyed. Wishing to avoid and unpleasant Sce, e, e, ene, She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, So he waits behind Writing fifty times "I must not be So, o, o, o.." But when she turns her back on the boy, He creeps up from behind. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead. P. C. Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one." Maxwell stands alone Painting testimonial pictures. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free) The judge does not agree and he tells them So, o, o, o. But as the words are leaving his lips, A noise comes from behind. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon his head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that he was dead. Whoa, oh, oh, oh. Silver hammer man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 pretty much every pop song but especially... "Livin' La Vida Loca" She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls. I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall. She's into new sensations new kicks in the candle light. She's got a new addiction for every day and night. She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain. She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain. Come On! [CHORUS:] Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On! Livin la vida loca, Come on! She's livin la vida loca. Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel She took my heart and she took my money she must've slipped me a sleeping pill She never drinks the water and makes you order French Champagne Once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same Yeah, she'll make you go insane. [CHORUS] She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain. She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain. Come On! [CHORUS] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnJeter Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 "Playground In My Mind" - Clint Holmes "My name is Michael, I've got a nickel, I've got a nickel shiny and new I'm gonna buy me all kinds of candy, that's what I'm gonna do", etc., ad nauseam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2004 Author Share Posted June 7, 2004 How about this gem that goes to the heart of teenage isolation . . . I rode my bicycle past your window last night I roller skated to your door at daylight It almost seems like you're avoiding me I'm okay alone, but you got something I need Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together and try them out you see I been looking around awhile You got something for me Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far For somebody who don't drive I been all around the world Some people say, I done all right for a girl Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together and try them out you see I been looking around awhile You got something for me Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I asked your mother if you were at home She said, yes .. but you weren't alone Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together and try them out to see La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2004 Author Share Posted June 7, 2004 "Playground In My Mind" - Clint Holmes "My name is Michael, I've got a nickel, I've got a nickel shiny and new I'm gonna buy me all kinds of candy, that's what I'm gonna do", etc., ad nauseam Clint Homes, didn't he do Escape, The Pina Colada song? Another gem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 How about this gem that goes to the heart of teenage isolation . . . I rode my bicycle past your window last night I roller skated to your door at daylight It almost seems like you're avoiding me I'm okay alone, but you got something I need Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together and try them out you see I been looking around awhile You got something for me Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far For somebody who don't drive I been all around the world Some people say, I done all right for a girl Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together and try them out you see I been looking around awhile You got something for me Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I asked your mother if you were at home She said, yes .. but you weren't alone Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together and try them out to see La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I'm glad that I never had to hear this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2004 Author Share Posted June 7, 2004 I'm glad that I never had to hear this one. imagine a high whiny voice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Brando, do you mean We've only Just Begun? The #1 graduation song from 1970 to 1980? Yeah by that lady who loved to eat. The song is ok, but that video of them on different platforms....And I generally have nothnig against 70's - or bad music for that matter. I've been known to rewind first 10 minutes of Carrie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnJeter Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Clint Homes, didn't he do Escape, The Pina Colada song? Another gem That would be Rupert Holmes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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