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Heather, I read this article on The Onion, and thought of you:

 

Newlyweds Regret Saving Sex For Marriage

WETUMKA, OK—Two weeks after their Feb. 1 wedding, Matt and Liz Kuchen, both 32, regret remaining virgins until marriage. "Why the hell did I wait?" Liz said Tuesday. "I could've been having mind-blowing sex with dozens of guys these last 15 years, and instead I spent them making little uptight speeches about how it'll be more special if I hold out." Matt agreed, saying, "Stacy Pratt totally would've done me. Oh, man."

 

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baggs i dont care if heather gets laid or not...... i only care about me and make sure i get mine......lol......heather has no clue what shes missing out on... if i were her age again i would be doing it every nite of the week and twice on sunday.........when you get older its harder to find someone who can keep up with that kind of drive.....unless they are heavily medicated on viagra..........lol :D :headbang

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baggs i dont care if heather gets laid or not...... i only care about me and make sure i get mine......lol......heather has no clue what shes missing out on... if  i were her age again i would be doing it every nite of the week and twice on sunday.........when you get older its harder to find someone who can keep up with that kind of drive.....unless they are heavily medicated on viagra..........lol :D  :headbang

Hell, I'm 26 and my 31 yr old bf can't keep up with me...

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14....theres something about when they pass the age of 30 .. .things just slow down.... while ours just start to heat up .......... :D

If it slows down anymore, it'll be in reverse!! :P

i feel your pain there girlfriend..........there isnt enough viagra in the world to keep me happy............lol.........

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OK, WTF.  This is the Official Men Post!  Go get your own thread damn it!

 

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do i detect a slight bit of tension in you today bj........ :D truth hurts dont it ....lol

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14....theres something about when they pass the age of 30 .. .things just slow down.... while ours just start to heat up .......... :D

I am 35 and my wife won't keep up with me. How come I am married to the only woman that has a decreased sex drive after 30? I am more horny now than when I was a teenager and there is no Viagra involved.

Now I am all worked up and will have to go home and beat off to porn.

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14....theres something about when they pass the age of 30 .. .things just slow down.... while ours just start to heat up .......... :D

I am 35 and my wife won't keep up with me. How come I am married to the only woman that has a decreased sex drive after 30? I am more horny now than when I was a teenager and there is no Viagra involved.

Now I am all worked up and will have to go home and beat off to porn.

you must be the only exception my dear...........of course we know your so full of it.... your wife probably runs circles around you .............lol lol lol lol lol.........

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your wife probably runs circles around you

Nope.

You wish you had something like me.....I am an animal.

i have something like you every nite of the week...........lol........ ;) variety is the spice of life........lol..........

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you only have 5???? geez you need a new dish........i have about 50....left handed backwards huh???? ill have to have the slave of the week give that a try for me....... :D maybe ill toss in while upside down too just for grins and giggles.........

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you only have 5???? geez you need a new dish........i have about 50....left handed backwards huh???? ill have to have the slave of the week give that a try for me....... :D maybe ill toss in while upside down too just for grins and giggles.........

Slave of the week? Is that Joey Batters or Ncorgbl?

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you only have 5???? geez you need a new dish........i have about 50....left handed backwards huh???? ill have to have the slave of the week give that a try for me....... :D maybe ill toss in while upside down too just for grins and giggles.........

Slave of the week? Is that Joey Batters or Ncorgbl?

ohhh way off base there hon..neither one qualifies for that position.....this weeks slave boy comes live from the working confines of south barrington, il.. if hes a good slave boy youll most likely see him around the park from time to time this season........there are other possible sbtbnl (slave boys to be named later) but for now this one is close by......so it works ok for me..... stay tuned for other announcements reguarding the slave boy of the week as the month continues.... i have a few side trips planned and there are a few slave boy prospects i plan on checking out.............. :D

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