The Beast Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Theres wayyy too many...but I'd have to say my current favorite is this one "Phone call for all, alchoholic, um, jock strap, is eye P. Freely here, hey is there a butts here, a seemore butts, a homer sexual, Mike Rotch, uh amanda hug and kiss a huge ass, Ivanna Tinkle, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and...I like to kiss my own butt." I also like the scene where Bart allegedly loses his mind over cable TV during his test. Comments on your favorite quote or episode? The Homer vs. New York one was funny but the government isn't allowing it to be played because of the towers, which I think is total bulls*** because of the great scene in it. "Mountain Dew, or Crab Juice?" "EWW, I'll take the Crab Juice!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy too many for me to even name any. And it's Mike Rotch, not my crotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 Error fixed. Whats your favorite episode danman, and name a random quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 My fav one is when all the baseball players came to Springfield to play in the plant's softball game, mind you this episode was pretty old.....Wade Boggs, Jose Conseco, Griffey, Mattingly, Steve Sax etc. I loved Mattingly in this one. Mr. Burns kept telling him to shave his sideburns, and he ended up doing it so many times, that he was shaving the hair on his side and top of his head, on the line of where the sideburns would be.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 My favorite is the one where Homer flips out because there's no television or beer. Actually, any of the Halloween episodes made between 91 and 98 are just flawless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 Out of randomness, but thought u might wanna see this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 My favorite is the one where Homer flips out because there's no television or beer. Actually, any of the Halloween episodes made between 91 and 98 are just flawless. Classic episode...I really enjoyed seeing him in that episode. "Homer no beer no food no cooperate..." I think thats what he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 My fav one is when all the baseball players came to Springfield to play in the plant's softball game, mind you this episode was pretty old.....Wade Boggs, Jose Conseco, Griffey, Mattingly, Steve Sax etc. I loved Mattingly in this one. Mr. Burns kept telling him to shave his sideburns, and he ended up doing it so many times, that he was shaving the hair on his side and top of his head, on the line of where the sideburns would be.... Jose Canseco kept going in and saving that one ladies house fire...and I think Griffey Jr. got in trouble with the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 My favorite episode is the Behind the Laughter one. If you have ever seen Behind the Music on VH1 you will agree. It is a flawless parody with great humor. I do not have one favorite quote so I will just name one from this episode. For America's favorite family, everything was coming up roses ... but those roses contained ready-to-sting bees. OMG I just cream my shorts laughing everytime I hear that line. Another great series of quotes is in the hockey one. The hockey episode is one of my favorites, possibly number 2. So in this part of the episode Marge is giving Lisa hugs because she just won. Bart: Hello, queen Lisa. Lisa: Bart! What are you doing in my room? Bart: Lisa, certain differences -- rivalries, if you will -- have come up between us. At first I thought we could talk it over like civilized people. But instead, I just ripped the head off Mr. Honeybunny. [holds up stuffed rabbit in one hand, head in the other] Lisa: Bart, that was _your_ cherished childhood toy. Bart: Aah! Mr. Honeybunny! [tries to repair it, kisses it] Homer: Quiet down, Bart! [Lisa orders her brother to leave.] Lisa: Bart, just get outta here. Bart: Hey: it's a free country. You get out. Lisa: That doesn't make sense. Bart: I know you are, but what am I? Lisa: Get out, get out! Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing this: [windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own fault. Lisa: OK, then I'm going to start kicking air like this. [kicks] And if any part of you should fill that air, [kicks] it's your own fault. [they walk towards each other, then start fighting] Marge: Oh, I better go check that out. Now Homer, don't you eat this pie! Homer: OK...[Marge leaves] All right, pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomps air] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault! [walks towards pie, chomping air, and hits head on range head] Ow! Oh, my -- aw, to hell with this. [grabs pie, eats it] Marge walks upstairs to find the children fighting. Marge: Stop it, stop it, stop it! [flicks light on and off] Bart: Mom, that is _really_ annoying. Lisa: Bart started it. Bart: Uh uh, Lisa started it. Marge: I don't care who started it. I don't ever want to see you two fighting like that ever again. We love you both: you're not in competition with each other. Repeat: you are not in competition with each other. Homer: Hey! Apu just called. This Friday, Lisa's team is playing Bart's team. You're in direct competition. And don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love! [flicks light on and off] Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!...\ Yeah it's long, but that's the best sequence in the Simpsons. Gotta love snpp.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Classic episode...I really enjoyed seeing him in that episode. "Homer no beer no food no cooperate..." I think thats what he said. If you are referring to the Halloween episode where they do a takeoff of The Shining then he says "I'm working on a paper, but I can't think of a title. No food and no beer makes Homer something, something." Marge replies, "Go crazy?" Homer: "Don't mind if I do!" That's a great bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 If you are referring to the Halloween episode where they do a takeoff of The Shining then he says "I'm working on a paper, but I can't think of a title. No food and no beer makes Homer something, something." Marge replies, "Go crazy?" Homer: "Don't mind if I do!" That's a great bit. That was great...Homer is what made the Simpsons great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 My favorite episode is the Behind the Laughter one. If you have ever seen Behind the Music on VH1 you will agree. It is a flawless parody with great humor. I do not have one favorite quote so I will just name one from this episode. For America's favorite family, everything was coming up roses ... but those roses contained ready-to-sting bees. OMG I just cream my shorts laughing everytime I hear that line. Another great series of quotes is in the hockey one. The hockey episode is one of my favorites, possibly number 2. So in this part of the episode Marge is giving Lisa hugs because she just won. Bart: Hello, queen Lisa. Lisa: Bart! What are you doing in my room? Bart: Lisa, certain differences -- rivalries, if you will -- have come up between us. At first I thought we could talk it over like civilized people. But instead, I just ripped the head off Mr. Honeybunny. [holds up stuffed rabbit in one hand, head in the other] Lisa: Bart, that was _your_ cherished childhood toy. Bart: Aah! Mr. Honeybunny! [tries to repair it, kisses it] Homer: Quiet down, Bart! [Lisa orders her brother to leave.] Lisa: Bart, just get outta here. Bart: Hey: it's a free country. You get out. Lisa: That doesn't make sense. Bart: I know you are, but what am I? Lisa: Get out, get out! Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing this: [windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own fault. Lisa: OK, then I'm going to start kicking air like this. [kicks] And if any part of you should fill that air, [kicks] it's your own fault. [they walk towards each other, then start fighting] Marge: Oh, I better go check that out. Now Homer, don't you eat this pie! Homer: OK...[Marge leaves] All right, pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomps air] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault! [walks towards pie, chomping air, and hits head on range head] Ow! Oh, my -- aw, to hell with this. [grabs pie, eats it] Marge walks upstairs to find the children fighting. Marge: Stop it, stop it, stop it! [flicks light on and off] Bart: Mom, that is _really_ annoying. Lisa: Bart started it. Bart: Uh uh, Lisa started it. Marge: I don't care who started it. I don't ever want to see you two fighting like that ever again. We love you both: you're not in competition with each other. Repeat: you are not in competition with each other. Homer: Hey! Apu just called. This Friday, Lisa's team is playing Bart's team. You're in direct competition. And don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love! [flicks light on and off] Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!...\ Yeah it's long, but that's the best sequence in the Simpsons. Gotta love snpp.com. I didn't understand what was up with that one bear at the end who was like "I was so gay. But I couldn't tell anyone." Frankly I didn't care to hear that uttered. What bear was that and what show was he on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and...I like to kiss my own butt. i love moe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 i love moe That was good when he talked about being on the Lil Rascals show... "Oh my god! He's killed the original alphalpha!" Moe: Luckally alpalpha was an orphan owned by the studio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 I didn't understand what was up with that one bear at the end who was like "I was so gay. But I couldn't tell anyone." Frankly I didn't care to hear that uttered. What bear was that and what show was he on? I don't know. What's wrong with hearing that? It's comedy. Take a joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelasDaddy0427 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 My fav one is when all the baseball players came to Springfield to play in the plant's softball game, mind you this episode was pretty old.....Wade Boggs, Jose Conseco, Griffey, Mattingly, Steve Sax etc. I loved Mattingly in this one. Mr. Burns kept telling him to shave his sideburns, and he ended up doing it so many times, that he was shaving the hair on his side and top of his head, on the line of where the sideburns would be.... I loved that episode because if i'm not mistaken in the end Daryl Strawberry was the only player left besides the plant workers and he played Homer's position... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 One of my favorites is the episode in which Homer becomes Mr Burns' "Prank Monkey". -Sitting in Cafeteria w/ Homer. Mr. Burns: (Picks up pudding) Throw this, at that (Points at Lenny) Homer: But...he's a war hero. Mr. Burns: Well, lets decorate him Homer: No! Mr. Burns: Not even for 4 dollars? (Homer picks up pudding, hurls at Lenny) Lenny: Aw my eye, my doctor said I'm not supposed to get any pudding in it. (After a short conversation, Homer throws another glass of pudding with the incentive of more money. Again, hits Lenny in the eye) Lenny: I'M IN HELL!! Another favorite of mine is the classic 'cartoon crossover', where Jay Sherman(from "the Critic") is the guest of the Simpsons: -Scene from his video entry into the Springfield Film Festival Barney: Hello, My name is Barney Gumbel and I'm an alcoholic Lisa: Mr. Gumbel, this is a Girl Scouts meeting. Barney: Is It? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem. Other noteables: -22 Short Stories -Story of how Homer and Marge met -Lisa's first words -Radioactive Man the Movie -Homer/Bart are conjoined after a court ruling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 The Duelling Episode: Lisa - "Mr. Carter, will you build us a house? We can't go back to ours." Jimmy Carter - "I'm sorry, these houses are only for the truly needy" Camera pans out to Cletus and his family Cletus - "Yeah get ur own house" Homer - "C'mon Carter ya lazy bum, build us a house already." Jimmy Carter - "You've insulted my honor, I challenge you to a" Homer - "AAAAGGGHHHH" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 -Homer/Bart are conjoined after a court ruling. I hate that one. It's so stupid. There is no humor in that episode. Mere stupidity. The one bit that is pretty good in that episode is when Homer is choking Bart and Bart whips him with the cord and they both get tired after beating on each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Stone Cutters, Monorail, or Barts Comet as far as favorites go. Best quote when Homer see's Milhouse and Bart dressed in Marge's clothes: Homer: "Hey whats going on in here?...and I want the NON-gay answer!" Milhouse: "We're drunk...really, really drunk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 The Softball one 'Talkin Softball' is classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 One of my favorites is the episode in which Homer becomes Mr Burns' "Prank Monkey". -Sitting in Cafeteria w/ Homer. Mr. Burns: (Picks up pudding) Throw this, at that (Points at Lenny) Homer: But...he's a war hero. Mr. Burns: Well, lets decorate him Homer: No! Mr. Burns: Not even for 4 dollars? (Homer picks up pudding, hurls at Lenny) Lenny: Aw my eye, my doctor said I'm not supposed to get any pudding in it. (After a short conversation, Homer throws another glass of pudding with the incentive of more money. Again, hits Lenny in the eye) Lenny: I'M IN HELL!! Yes, that episode was great. I like when Homer then hurls a pudding at Carl, and Mr. Burns is like "What are you doing, man? That's Carl!" And he walks Carl to the eye wash station. One of my other favorites is the episode where Homer becomes a missionary after pledging $10,000 to PBS so he can see the conclusion of "Do shut up". The softball one is also classic and it's on the 3rd season DVD. They really need to make the season DVDs quicker because there have been some great shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 I cant remember at all what episode it was, but there was a scene I think about Homer not being able to remember anything and he is talking to Carl and Lenny and on his hand, Homer has "Carl=Black, Lenny=White" on his hand. It was sooo funny. I remember that one, it had me cracking up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxman352000 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 I like the episode were Lisa gets sick when she is shoved into the freezer at the grocery store. Best quote from that episode is: BART: So you say this product is know as fudge? SAMPLE LADY: Yes, just like it was last week. BART: Hey if your going to get snippy I'll take my business else where Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xero Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." That is my favorite quote My favorite episode is Flamin Moe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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