Steff Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write, "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking with others. 5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions, "to keep them tuned up." 7. Reply to everything someone says with, "that's what YOU think." 8. Practice making fax and modem noises. 9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss. 10. Make beeping noises when you back up. 11. Finish all your sentences with the words, "in accordance with prophecy." 12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 16. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 18. Honk and wave to strangers. 19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat the complimentary mints by the cash register. 20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. 21. type only in lowercase. 22. dont use any punctuation either 23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute entire streets. 24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, "No, wait -- I messed it up." Then repeat. 27. Ask people what gender they are. 28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 30. Sing along at the opera. 31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, then scribble their answers in a notebook and mutter something about "psychological profiles." 33. Tell your friends that you can't attend their party, five days prior to the event, because you're "not in the mood." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxman352000 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 I love #32. I might try that saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. Ishmookie was really good at this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 #34 is the best. /distributing annoying lists around the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 30. Sing along at the opera. Done that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 35. Make people read threw countless rumors about Freddy Garcia, Livan Hernadez, Ben Sheets, Carlos Beltran, and Steve Finley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Thats what YOU think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 I saw 34 ways and thought "s*** the maggs thread is at least 35 pages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 The follwing ways to annoy people i've done: 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions, "to keep them tuned up." 10. Make beeping noises when you back up. 16. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 18. Honk and wave to strangers. -I enjoy doin this the most!! 22. dont use any punctuation either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BrandoFan Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 30. Sing along at the opera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write, "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking with others. 5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions, "to keep them tuned up." 7. Reply to everything someone says with, "that's what YOU think." 8. Practice making fax and modem noises. 9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss. 10. Make beeping noises when you back up. 11. Finish all your sentences with the words, "in accordance with prophecy." 12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 16. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 18. Honk and wave to strangers. 19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat the complimentary mints by the cash register. 20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. 21. type only in lowercase. 22. dont use any punctuation either 23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute entire streets. 24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, "No, wait -- I messed it up." Then repeat. 27. Ask people what gender they are. 28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 30. Sing along at the opera. 31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, then scribble their answers in a notebook and mutter something about "psychological profiles." 33. Tell your friends that you can't attend their party, five days prior to the event, because you're "not in the mood." Steff, I think it is wonderful that you share your To-Do list with everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 11. Finish all your sentences with the words, "in accordance with prophecy." My personal favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute entire streets LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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