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June 21, 2004

 

 

The Top 5 Signs You've Hired the Wrong Interior Decorator

 

 

5> You ask for a "country" decor; he gives you post-Nazi Poland.

 

4> Every single room is the same: aqua on one wall, orange on

another and Dan Marino's face looking down from the ceiling.

 

3> "I call this look 'Abu Ghracious Living.'"

 

2> You're not sure exactly what's involved in a "Chuck Berry-

style" bathroom, but it can't be good.

 

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign

You've Hired the Wrong Interior Decorator...

 

 

1> Thanks to Escher & Sons, you can no longer find your bathroom.

 

 

 

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Gee who does the Dan Marino remind you of?

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