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Happy Birthday :headbang

 

Welcome to Whitesoxfan56789's Celebrity Roast!

 

(hold for Audience Applause)

 

So I get a call from cwsox and he says 'we're roasting Whitesoxfan56789, and we want you to be the host. So I says to him, 'We're roasting Whitesoxfan56789!? Have we run out of people to roast?'

 

(light laughter from the audience, Whitesoxfan56789 shakes his head)

 

No but seriously, according to his girlfriend something else is 18...

 

(small giggle from audience)

 

...but I don't pay attention to millimeters anyway.

 

(laughter and applause, Whitesoxfan56789 wipes brow with provided hankey)

 

(TV ratings dwindle as stale jokes come up again and again)

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