redandwhite Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 I am so glad someone posted this. Yesterday, I get home from my workout, a bit tired, sipping on my protein shake, when I hear/see the Ashlee Simpson commercial where she is having trouble saying some lyric. I almost threw up at how annoying/bad of a singer she is. Her voice is disgusting, absolutley rancid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 I am so glad someone posted this. Yesterday, I get home from my workout, a bit tired, sipping on my protein shake, when I hear/see the Ashlee Simpson commercial where she is having trouble saying some lyric. I almost threw up at how annoying/bad of a singer she is. Her voice is disgusting, absolutley rancid. You have a weak stomach man..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bears86 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 ZOOBOOKS rocked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboz56 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 jessica's hotter... You may be right, but she's coming along nicely, take a look: And who cares about her singing abilities, could Britney Spears ever really sing? Half of the women who get record deals can't sing, but they are nice to look at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 (edited) You may be right, but she's coming along nicely, take a look: And who cares about her singing abilities, could Britney Spears ever really sing? Half of the women who get record deals can't sing, but they are nice to look at. she is coming along rather nicely but her nose is really f***ed up. and yeah, i don't ever listen to the chicks sing i like looking at them... except kittie, they ain't bad to listen too... Edited June 24, 2004 by Goldmember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandwhite Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 You have a weak stomach man..... not really.. some chick who looks and sings like my ass is pretty disgusting to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboz56 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 not really.. some chick who looks and sings like my ass is pretty disgusting to me. If Ashlee Simpson looks like your ass, I'd love to see the girls that frequent over at your house on a daily basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandwhite Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 If Ashlee Simpson looks like your ass, I'd love to see the girls that frequent over at your house on a daily basis. haha. well compared to the super model people are making her out to be, yes she looks like my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerbaho-WG Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Brutal, all I can say, brutal. :headshake I'd hit it....with a space shuttle. ANNIHILATED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboz56 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 What would be funny is that every person who calls any of these celebs, whoever they may be, ugly or whatever, to post a picture of their current gf/wife, f*ck buddy or whatever so that we can have a real humor fest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssHatSoxFan Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 You may be right, but she's coming along nicely, take a look: And who cares about her singing abilities, could Britney Spears ever really sing? Half of the women who get record deals can't sing, but they are nice to look at. THANK YOU ABOZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandwhite Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 What would be funny is that every person who calls any of these celebs, whoever they may be, ugly or whatever, to post a picture of their current gf/wife, f*ck buddy or whatever so that we can have a real humor fest. qwerty's girl ain't too bad, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Brutal, all I can say, brutal. :headshake Once she gets older, she'll be way overrated than her sister which is a shame cause her sister is way hotter than she'll ever be. Jessica.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Aboz, in the past I've professed to this board of Ashlee Simpsons f***ability. They fail to listen. Just wait until Cheat finds this thread and compares her to the "Wicked Witch of the West." I've taken grief before, but I just look into this girls eyes and see a distinguished appetite for wang. BTW, Ashleesimpson.net. SOLID site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 I honestly believe that Jessica Simpson is attempting to be a Gracie Allen for the new millenium. I think she plays dumb, because she knows it will get her attention, and it could work to her benefit. Gracie Allen was one of the biggest airheads ever, and it was all a brilliantly played act that made her and George famous beyond all they could imagine. She was smart enough to know she had to be dumb. I seriously would not be surprised to find a bunch of episodes of the "Burns And Allen Show" in Jessica's place. I don't like Jessica, and it pains me to even speak her name in the same breath as the amazing Gracie, but it is just what I am picking up on. And no, Gracie never, ever, stepped out of character, so I don't expect Jessica to either. I don't think so. I think she IS that f***ing dumb, but her handlers have managed to swerve her utter mindnumbing stupidity into a gimmick. Part of the gimmick is to spread her dips***tedness around like fertilizer so people think "She CAN'T be that dumb". The program is working, but I believe that she is dumber than a wall. Oh and Jessica Simpson minus ANY talent for ANYTHING at all minus ANY looks at all = Ashlee Simpson. Simply horrid.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Aboz, in the past I've professed to this board of Ashlee Simpsons f***ability. They fail to listen. Just wait until Cheat finds this thread and compares her to the "Wicked Witch of the West." I've taken grief before, but I just look into this girls eyes and see a distinguished appetite for wang. BTW, Ashleesimpson.net. SOLID site. I know I've posted an attached image that I made of her, with a green face, and mole on her nose. But I couldn't find it last time I looked. Not willing to try again. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 I've taken grief before, but I just look into this girls eyes and see a distinguished appetite for wang. LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelasDaddy0427 Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 First off Jessica Simpson is not that dumb. Second of i've heard one of Ashlee Simpson's songs on MTV the other day and even though it's not my kind of music I have heard much worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 First off Jessica Simpson is not that dumb. Second of i've heard one of Ashlee Simpson's songs on MTV the other day and even though it's not my kind of music I have heard much worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxchick Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Ok guy's enough with the Ashley stuff. what's really important is how HOT!! Jon Garland is going to look tomorrow on the mound. :fthecubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Ok guy's enough with the Ashley stuff. what's really important is how HOT!! Jon Garland is going to look tomorrow on the mound. :fthecubs Is Pauly or Garland hotter to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Sorry, she's not that good looking. She's got Owen Wilson nose. :banghead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboz56 Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Sorry, she's not that good looking. She's got Owen Wilson nose. :banghead Pic of your girlfriend? Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonWeltall Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Owen Wilson's nose is deformed. Ashlee Simpson's is just slightly large. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Pic of your girlfriend? Please. I doubt that she's YOUR girlfriend.. So what's the point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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