winninguglyin83 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 1. We didn't hire Terry Francona to manage. The Boston papers are already calling him a mistake, lamenting the 2 1/2 years he has left on his contract. 2.We didn't trade Maggs for Nomar. Garciaparra looks like a lost child in the field and at bat. Even Mia Hamm has started calling him E6. 3. We didn't resign Bartolo Colon. He's getting ripped for his Twiggy physique across the country. Don't be deceived by his 6.17 ERA. It's actually 7.85 over the last 30 days. Wassup with dat, Bart. 4. We didn't sign Sidney Ponson. Just when you thought NOBODy could be worse than Fat-tolo, Sir Sidney raised his hand. He's 3-11 with a 6.22 ERA. Jim Palmer could pitch better than Svelte Sidney. 5. We didn't sign Mike Cameron. Another bargain at however many millions. Hitting .216 with 81 whiffs in 255 at bats. Thank you Kenny Williams. You made some good decisions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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