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I dont know if this has been posted yet, if so sorry and just ignore it, if not enjoy...

 

I got this from a poster at operationsports.com forums, another forum I post at. So credit him not me.

 

"This post has inspired a poem entitled:

Sammy Sosa: I like to swing.............c/p

 

I am Sammy Sosa and I like to swing

At a ball, a shoe, just about anything

I will swing at ball 1,2,3,and 4

But at least I have learned not to swing at ball 5 anymore..

I can swing my wood club with the greatest of ease

Hold on for a second here comes a sneeze..

My teams out of first and falling out farther

I know how to fix it, i'll swing even harder

Dang I struck out, I feel like a dork

Better fix this stupid bat and go fill it with ...."

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I dont know if this has been posted yet, if so sorry and just ignore it, if not enjoy...

 

I got this from a poster at operationsports.com forums, another forum I post at. So credit him not me.

 

"This post has inspired a poem entitled:

Sammy Sosa: I like to swing.............c/p

 

I am Sammy Sosa and I like to swing

At a ball, a shoe, just about anything

I will swing at ball 1,2,3,and 4

But at least I have learned not to swing at ball 5 anymore..

I can swing my wood club with the greatest of ease

Hold on for a second here comes a sneeze..

My teams out of first and falling out farther

I know how to fix it, i'll swing even harder

Dang I struck out, I feel like a dork

Better fix this stupid bat and go fill it with ...."

If the Sox weren't sucking so bad right now, I'd find this amusing.

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your tellin me you didnt get a little chuckle out of those first two lines

 

"I am Sammy Sosa and I like to swing

At a ball, a shoe, just about anything"

What about his wife's forehead, doesn't he like to take a swing at that, too? :huh

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