Texsox Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Like David Hinkley and Squeeky From, my theory is corg did all this just to impress a girl. I have even penned an ode to the couple as sung by Mr. Ncorgble. I hope y'all like it. With appologies to Kenny Rogers. While she's not posting, I stay up late at night and toke my bong And most times all my lies can be so wrong And it's good that I'm really just a gnome, all alone While she starts posting, I try to impress her with my fight And quickly she says that I'm really right. And I post to her and say, I'm in a plight, it's not a pretty sight. Chorus And she believed in me, I'll never know just what she sees in me I told her everyday I was THE Man, I had changed the Sox With my little spies, But they were all lies. But she had faith in me, and so I go on trying faithfully And who knows maybe on some special night, if my lies were right I will find a way, find a way... While she sits waiting, I stumble to the computer for a byte Then I see my old mom in the night Just waiting for me like a secret friend, and there's no end While the whole worlds laughing, I fumble with an answer to my plight And I'm torn between the things that I should do And the boards wake up to say we're through, God my truths were few. Chorus And she believed in me, I'll never know just what she sees in me I told her everyday I was THE Man, I had changed the Sox With my little spies, But it all was lies. But she has faith in me, and so I go on trying faithfully And who knows maybe on some special night, if my lies were right I will find a way, find a way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 9, 2004 Author Share Posted July 9, 2004 Corg loved a song, this is still an all-time favorite and perhaps, his shining movement. KW's Eau Du Colon When are you gonna come down Where will your contract land I should have stayed on the farm I should have listened to the old man You know you can't bait me forever I couldn't sign up with you I'm not a checkbook for your friends to open This boy's too young to be singing the blues So goodbye Bartolo Colon Where the dogs of big league baseball howl You won't let me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old room in the woods Hunting the next major league lode Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the Charlotte road What do you think you'll eat then I bet you'll stay a tub o' goo It'll take you a couple of dozen burritos To never see your feet again Maybe you'll get a new G.M. There's plenty like me to be found Mongrels who ain't got a penny Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground So goodbye Bartolo Colon Where the dogs of big league baseball howl You won't let me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old room in the woods Hunting the next major league lode Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the Charlotte road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Tex, now that I think about it you're the LAST person that needs time away from civilization up in the mountains. It may push you ovver the edge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 9, 2004 Author Share Posted July 9, 2004 Tex, now that I think about it you're the LAST person that needs time away from civilization up in the mountains. It may push you ovver the edge... I really miss my silent weekend retreats up in Barrington. The Jesuits run a very nice retreat house. Sadly, I haven't found a good substitute here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 I really miss my silent weekend retreats up in Barrington. The Jesuits run a very nice retreat house. Sadly, I haven't found a good substitute here. Hmm, the Jesuit "retreat house" back when they were molding me into the model citizen I am now was a little corner bar in Greek Town where the owner let them stay and drink after closing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 9, 2004 Author Share Posted July 9, 2004 LOL Link here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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