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Stop being a drama queen


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:) A repost from yesterday, well, because I can

 

With no apoligies to our ex-musical genius or ABBA, I present to you the "Drama Queen" to the beat of "Dancing Queen"

 

You can cry, you can whine, it is the end of your life

See that troll, feel that doom, dig in it, the drama queen

 

Friday night and the lights are high

Looks like a two run lead is blown

Will they pitch the right guy? theres a swing and drive..

You come in to look for a save

Anybody could beat this team

Night is young and Ozzie's high

With a bit of yardwork, everything is dire

You’re in the mood for a post

And when you get the chance...

 

You are the drama queen, young and sweet, only fourteen

drama queen, feel the dread from the white sox team

You can cry, you can whine, it is the worst night of your life

See that troll, feel that doom, dig in it, the drama queen

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Mike has inspired me!

 

To the tune of Body Count's "Cop Killer," here's by entry into the song parody sweepstakes:

 

SOX KILLER!!!!

 

I got my blue hat on

I got my Twins shirt on

I got my Twins pants on

Those Sox play the game all wrong

 

I got the baselines measured off,

I turned the clubhouse lights off,

I'm 'bout to bust some hits off

I'm 'bout to knock some Sox off!

 

chorus:

Sox killer, better them than me

Sox killer, f*** payroll disparity

Sox killer, I know your fans are grievin', f*** em!

Sox killer, you might not even beat Cleveland

 

I got my swing on hype

Tonight'll be my night

I got 4-for-4 in sight

And your pitchers look just right

Now my adreneline's pumpin'

I got the dugout jumpin'

I'm bout to hit me somethin'

Esteban Loaiza is nothin'!

 

(repeat chorus)

 

Die, die, die, Sox, die!

 

(repeat chorus)

 

f*** the Pale Hose (repeat 6X's)

 

(repeat chorus)

 

f*** the Pale Hose, break it down

f*** the Pale Hose, yeah

f*** the Pale Hose, for Bob Wells

f*** the Pale Hose, for Denny Hocking

f*** the Pale Hose, for Rod Carew

f*** the Pale Hose, for Harmon Killebrew

f*** the Pale Hose, dont be a pussy

f*** the Pale Hose, have some muthaf***in courage

f*** the Pale Hose, sing along

 

Sox Killer(x's 4)

Sox killer, (what do you want to be when you grow up?)

Sox killer, (good choice)

Sox killler

I'm a muthaf***in Sox Killer!

 

(repeat chorus)

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