Texsox Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Kerry 6'4" 185 Pounds born 1943 Bush 6'0" 190 Pounds born 1946 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 Kerry has the reach and seems to be in better shape. If Kerry can avoid an up close, toe to toe match, I think he can win. In a slug fest, I think Bush has the edge. He's beefier and seems better at taking a punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 If what happened in Florida in 2000 happens again, is there how we're deciding the presidency? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 ... I think Bush has the edge. He's beefier and seems better at taking a punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 If what happened in Florida in 2000 happens again, is there how we're deciding the presidency? OMG, boxing judges will make a Florida recount appear almost fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 BTW, Best line of the DNC: "But you know the old saying: you win some, you lose some. And then there's that little-known third category." Al Gore 7/26/04 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 OMG, boxing judges will make a Florida recount appear almost fair AND HERE COMES DICK CHENEY OUT OF NO WHERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 AND HERE COMES DICK CHENEY OUT OF NO WHERE With that heart of his, he won't affect the outcome much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 AND HERE COMES DICK CHENEY OUT OF NO WHERE naaah, he'd just tell the judges to f*** off and vote for Bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 John Kerry has a chin that could take a beating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 BTW, Best line of the DNC: "But you know the old saying: you win some, you lose some. And then there's that little-known third category." Al Gore 7/26/04 LMAO, did he really say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 In "Bush at War" Woodward claims Bush can bench 240 or something like that...so I give the nod to Bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 LMAO, did he really say that? Yea, I thought it was great humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 i would not put my money on the guy that almost killed himself eating a pretzel. kerry wins after bush knocks himself out after tripping on his untied shoelace. not to mention the whole Segway thing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Not to mention he falls down on his bike every time he goes riding it around his ranch. Last time I looked, that part of Texas wasn't THAT hilly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniBob72 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 After watching Bush's first pitch and Kerry's recent first pitch, Bush is definitely the better athlete. Bush in the 2nd by TKO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Kerry has been in a war zone before so I'd give him the edge in a fist fight with Bush. He's got to have training in hand to hand combat from his stint in Vietnam and could use that to his distinct advantage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 This is a no-brainer. You give pretty boy Kerry one good bop on his nose and he'll turtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 With that heart of his, he won't affect the outcome much. Agreed. He might get dizzy up on the top rope and have a heart attack while setting up the flying double axe handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Wasn't there a character in Mike Tyson's (BTW he lost tonight) Punchout for NES that looked a lot like John Kerry? It's been awhile, so maybe I'm just thinking things. Help me out here though. EDIT: Just did a search, maybe this is who I was thinking of. He's only missing the hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Wasn't there a character in Mike Tyson's (BTW he lost tonight) Punchout for NES that looked a lot like John Kerry? It's been awhile, so maybe I'm just thinking things. Help me out here though. EDIT: Just did a search, maybe this is who I was thinking of. He's only missing the hair. OMG!!!!!!!! He's the 'cmon 'cmon 'cmon dude that you could kick his ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 31, 2004 Author Share Posted July 31, 2004 This is a no-brainer. You give pretty boy Kerry one good bop on his nose and he'll turtle. So you are stating that Bush is one butt ugly guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Bush is more fiesty and Kerry is a liberal wiener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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