Queen Prawn Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Either I am popular (and never knew it) or I pissed off a customer somewhere along the line... At work we use postini to catch virus emails and in the last week Postini must have caught between 20 and 30 emails with viruses. Before this time period, if I received 2 that would be a high estimate. Anyone else receive a high number of infected emails? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 There has been a lot of s*** going around where I work too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 I don't get many, when I do I just send them to southsider and you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 I don't get many, when I do I just send them to southsider and you. That reminds me, I have a blanket I need to send you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Either I am popular (and never knew it) or I pissed off a customer somewhere along the line... At work we use postini to catch virus emails and in the last week Postini must have caught between 20 and 30 emails with viruses. Before this time period, if I received 2 that would be a high estimate. Anyone else receive a high number of infected emails? Ummm sorry about that I guess I can stop sending you emails Queenie LoL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Spyware, worms and viruses can all go to hell! :fyou Life would be a lot easier without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Master Buehrle Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 It's virii. Thank goodness we have our virus, spy/adware detectors to shield us from the idiocy of Bill Gates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec nor McAfee have solutions as yet!!! The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on it's stored memory. The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer and then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy... then discards it through Windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Speaking of Miss Bobbit did everyone see where her little sis tried the same thing with her soon to be ex-husband? Only problem is he saw it coming and dodged out of the way, suffering a cut to his leg. The young Miss Bobbit was charged with a mis-da-weiner [/leaving] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Speaking of Miss Bobbit did everyone see where her little sis tried the same thing with her soon to be ex-husband? Only problem is he saw it coming and dodged out of the way, suffering a cut to his leg. The young Miss Bobbit was charged with a mis-da-weiner [/leaving] You better run to Austrailia with that weak ass crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted August 31, 2004 Author Share Posted August 31, 2004 LMAO and both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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