Texsox Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 ================================================================== T H E T O P F I V E L I S T Monkeys always look. ================================================================== September 2, 2004 NOTE FROM CHRIS: Tennessee resident Michael P. Monn's recent birthday celebration went a little awry when he was arrested while drunk, nude and covered with nacho cheese. The Top 5 Excuses for Being Drunk, Naked and Covered With Nacho Cheese 5> Because getting stoned in a hot pink "Home of the Whopper" boy-kini while standing ass-deep in mango chutney would be WRONG! 4> Eight Jaeger Bombs into the kegger, that babe from Omega House just *had* to ask, "So why do they call you Chip?" 3> After being ostracized from your party after that screaming incident, you really didn't have anything to lose politically. 2> Trying to beat Courtney Love to the punch. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Excuse for Being Drunk, Naked and Covered With Nacho Cheese... 1> You'd prefer *sober*, naked and covered with nacho cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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