Yoda Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I found this thread in another forum and received a lot of hilarious replies. I’ll ask 5 random questions and you answer them... 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinnesotaSoxFan Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Can't wait for people to answer three. YNEOS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Master Buehrle Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 1. Yes, warm feet are good. 2. Not exactly naked...... 3. More like thrice a week. 4. Maybe 5. Almost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelasDaddy0427 Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I found this thread in another forum and received a lot of hilarious replies. I’ll ask 5 random questions and you answer them... 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? 1. Yes 2. Never, I'm just a thin guy so not much to flex. 3. Used to before I had a girlfriend, now I have someone to take care of that for me 4. Why not? 5. Yes I have actually. 4 pieces isn't a real serving size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 1. No 2. Sometimes 3. Yes (but that'll change this year. ) 4. WTF 5. No (not much of a cook period) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bears86 Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 1. no 2. sometimes 3. depends on the week 4. sure 5. hell no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? 1. Absolutely not. I don't think I could sleep at all with socks on. 2. Huh? My mirrors are usually all fogged up anyway. 3. I'm married. 4. I was more of a "Real Ghostbusters" fan. 5. No, but I've eaten 8 corn dogs at one sitting before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 (edited) 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? Yes, I put them on my ears. 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? No, it isn't polite to stare. 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? Only for the past 30 years and only if I'm in the mood, remember no means no. Of course I will sometime try and get myself drunk. Last night my hand fell asleep. I've even tried a nice dinner. 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? Who? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? Alone? No. I have wrapped my self in bacon and sat on the beach. Is that wrong? Edited September 10, 2004 by Texsox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I found this thread in another forum and received a lot of hilarious replies. I’ll ask 5 random questions and you answer them... 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? 1. No 2. No 3. Depends on the week 4. Optimus Prime > the Pussies in GI Joe 5. No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinnesotaSoxFan Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 I found this thread in another forum and received a lot of hilarious replies. I’ll ask 5 random questions and you answer them... 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? No 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? No 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? More like a day 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? "LOOK! Even, Optimus Prime is a jew!" Family Guy 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? No, but I have eaten a whole box cereal in one bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDylan Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 3. Used to before I had a girlfriend, now I have someone to take care of that for me You're a liar. We all know that no girlfriend alive has enough energy or willingness to satisfy how much a guy wants it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 1. No 2. Who came up with these questions? 3. Not really anymore.. 4. ? 5. No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? 1) No 2) No 3) Absolutely Not 4) I don't know who the f*** that is. 5) I wish, but I've never had that much bacon in the fridge before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 1. No 2. No 3. Rarely 4. ? 5. Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 No, No, Usually, No idea, No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFanForever Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 HOW do you guys not know who OPTIMUS PRIME is? Were you born under a rock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 HOW do you guys not know who OPTIMUS PRIME is? Were you born under a rock? I think we can excuse the Aussie for not knowing who a cartoon character from 15 years ago is... As for me 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? 1. Only when it is really cold 2. Never 3. Not since being married 4. Optimus would own GI Jane 5. Only with about 4 or 5 eggs over-easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wong & Owens Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? NO, THE TOES NEED TO BE FREE 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? NO, AND IF ANYONE EVER CATCHES ME DOING THAT, SHOOT ME. 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? YES, EMPHASIS ON THE "AT LEAST" PART 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? YES, G.I. JOE'S WERE NANCYBOYS 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? -- No 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? -- Yes 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? -- Generally 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? -- No 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? -- Not I know of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted September 10, 2004 Author Share Posted September 10, 2004 HOW do you guys not know who OPTIMUS PRIME is? Were you born under a rock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? most of the time 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? no 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? no, i don't wanna poke out my other eye... 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? no 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? no. sausage is much better imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 no. sausage is much better imo. You would say that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bears86 Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 You would say that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Master Buehrle Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Is it time for a new 5 questions soon, Yoda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Is it time for a new 5 questions soon, Yoda? Well there is one question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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