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Tomorrow, I am going to the Islamic Religious Center of Winona.MN(Town I live in) As you know tomorrow is the 10th of September. I will give you guys the details tomorrow after school on how it went. Also, my teacher says that Friday is the Muslims holiday. Which really was intresting. If you have any questions for the Muslims ask me here and I will ask them for ya!

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At the end of the story, the tour guide continues.

 

Guide: Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes

          over the years: textiles, other boxes, even children's candy.

Milhouse: Do any of these boxes have candy in them?

Guide: No.

Milhouse: Will they ever?

Guide: No, we only make boxes to ship nails.  Any other questions?

  Martin: When will we be able to see a finished box, Sir?

Guide: Well, we don't assemble them here -- that's done in Flint,

          Michigan.

    Bart: Have any of the workers ever had their hands cut off by the

          machinery?

Guide: No --

    Bart: And then the hand started crawling around and tried to

          strangle everybody?

Guide: No, that has never happened.

    Bart: Any popped eyeballs?

Guide: I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of; we just

          make boxes here.

-- Q&A at the box factory, "Bart Gets Famous"

 

Guide: This room is the most popular part of our tour.

Milhouse: It's just like the other rooms.

Guide: Yes, but with one important difference: [looks over] Oh, they

          took that out.  Yes, it is just like the other rooms.

Milhouse: [pointing out the window] What's that building over there?

Guide: That's just a TV studio where they film Krusty the Klown and

          other non-box-related programs.  Since it has nothing to do

          with boxes, I'll just shut these blinds.

-- Keeping attention focused, "Bart Gets Famous"

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Tomorrow, I am going to the Islamic Religious Center of Winona.MN(Town I live in) As you know tomorrow is the 10th of September. I will give you guys the details tomorrow after school on how it went. Also, my teacher says that Friday is the Muslims holiday. Which really was intresting. If you have any questions for the Muslims ask me here and I will ask them for ya!

Try to ask lots of questions. Use it as an opportunity to put a face on Islam. It is a great chance to learn that 99.9% of Muslims want the exact samething that Christians want.

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Muslims have a unique type of prayer. First they speak in Arabic while doing it. Then they do a little "dance". They get up,bend over, put face on the ground, and repeat like that. Somepeople when they did that laughed. I was one of them, but I tried to respect them. I know that I'm taking a FIRST CLASS trip to hell. Then after they did their service we got to speak to the people. I talked to a Bangladeshian and he was cool. He has been in the USA for 3 years. He has been called names, but the worst one happened in Buffalo, New York. He said not everyone has the same type of agenda as the "extremests" from the 9/11 attacks. It's a very sad stereotype and I have to defend these guys whenever someone bashes muslims.

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They fast for 40 days. During sunrise to sunset. They get a calendar from Mecca that tells them the time when they can stop eating. They infact do get hungry watching others eat during the day. It's tradition and that is how they do things. OH YEAH! If women are menstrating they can't pray. BTW, Muslims 5 times during the day(When they wake up, Breakfast, 2 wild card prayings, and Before Bed) That is all.

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