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It is presidential election time and your vote is the tie breaker. Here is the breakdown of the three candidates:

 

Candidate A: He associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain-smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

 

Candidate B: He was kicked out of the office twice! He sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of good whiskey every evening.

 

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He is a vegetarian who doesn't smoke. He drinks an occasional beer, and hasn't had any extra-marital affairs.

 

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

 

(Please, if you have heard this before, don't say anything.)

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It is presidential election time and your vote is the tie breaker. Here is the breakdown of the three candidates:

 

Candidate A: He associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain-smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

 

Candidate B: He was kicked out of the office twice! He sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of good whiskey every evening.

 

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He is a vegetarian who doesn't smoke. He drinks an occasional beer, and hasn't had any extra-marital affairs.

 

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

 

(Please, if you have heard this before, don't say anything.)

id say c but i think i know who c actually is. i havent heard it put this way

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