The Beast Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 It is presidential election time and your vote is the tie breaker. Here is the breakdown of the three candidates: Candidate A: He associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain-smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of the office twice! He sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of good whiskey every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He is a vegetarian who doesn't smoke. He drinks an occasional beer, and hasn't had any extra-marital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? (Please, if you have heard this before, don't say anything.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bears86 Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 It is presidential election time and your vote is the tie breaker. Here is the breakdown of the three candidates: Candidate A: He associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain-smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of the office twice! He sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of good whiskey every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He is a vegetarian who doesn't smoke. He drinks an occasional beer, and hasn't had any extra-marital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? (Please, if you have heard this before, don't say anything.) id say c but i think i know who c actually is. i havent heard it put this way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 16, 2004 Author Share Posted September 16, 2004 id say c but i think i know who c actually is. i havent heard it put this way PM me who u think it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 I'd vote for the one that likes cheese the best. That's it. Cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 I'm gonna go with A just because I figure this is supposed to be some sort of surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonWeltall Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 I think B is Churchill and I'm sure C is Hitler. Of course everyone votes on the eating and drinking habits of the candidates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubsSuck1 Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Ross you were paying attention in English class today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 17, 2004 Author Share Posted September 17, 2004 Ross you were paying attention in English class today? Yes, The Drew, I was paying attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubsSuck1 Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Also I believe you picked C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Of course everyone votes on the eating and drinking habits of the candidates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 17, 2004 Author Share Posted September 17, 2004 Candidate A---Roosevelt Candidate B---Churchill Candidate C---Hitler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubsSuck1 Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Of course I had picked A before the fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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