southsider2k5 Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040921/D8583PJG0.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelasDaddy0427 Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040921/D8583PJG0.html I caught his Top Ten while I was flipping countdowns too. I must admit he did come off as rather stiff on it but it was still hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I loved Dennis Kucinich's Top 10...by far the best one. 10. Keep doing what I'm doing — I'm winning, right? 9. Constitution is amended stating presidents must be 35 or older, a natural-born citizen and named "Dennis." 8. Act like a boob so people will perceive me as more presidential. 7. You want crazy campaign promises — fine! If I'm elected, everybody gets a million bucks. 6. Enter and win next "American Idol." 5. Announce your running mate will be a plate of fudge — people love fudge. 4. Just wait till I unleash my new campaign slogan: "Kucizzle in the hizzle!" 3. According to the order of presidential succession, if George W. Bush were to resign today, along with Dick Cheney and about 300 other people, the presidency passes to a congressman from Ohio. 2. Get the governors of every state to rig the election. 1. I'm praying for a sex scandal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonxctf Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 that's hilarious. This is what we need to see more of from John Kerry.. take no prisoners and show personality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 that's hilarious. This is what we need to see more of from John Kerry.. take no prisoners and show personality. You really think he thought of that on his own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 You really think he thought of that on his own? Neither did George when he did his top ten in 2000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 haha Kerry Bush for President Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Neither did George when he did his top ten in 2000. No, I didn't think he did. Maybe I should have said "these people" instead of "he." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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