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I found a website with a bunch of his quotes, for those who don't know Mitch is the kind of stand up who does a bunch of funny quick jokes as opposed to long funny stories, kind of like Steven Wright. Here are a few of my favs....

 

-I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.

 

Foosball f***ed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin 'round and round. I can't do a backflip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.

 

-I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

 

-My roommate says, "I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird-ass quiz where he reveals the answer first...

 

-One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a b****, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...

 

-Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load s*** into a truck.

 

Find your very own!! :headbang :headbang :headbang :headbang

 

Mitch Hedberg Quotes!!!

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Those were some pretty funny quotes.

It's all about his delivery, go to his site and download some of his video's from Letterman or Premium Blend when you get the chance, you need to get the full Mitch experience...

 

Mitch

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I had a parrot that talked, but it didn't say "I'm hungry" so it died.

 

 

I order the club sandwich all the time.  I'm not even a member, I don't know how I get away with it.

 

 

 

That is pretty funny stuff. The parrot one made me laugh out loud... at work.

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