southsider2k5 Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 http://www.nbc5.com/irresistible/3799100/d...382&dppid=65172 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 (edited) Obviously he was *not* a Texan, but he will remember the Alamo! [/standing and removing cap] The pledge of allegiance to the Texas state flag is "Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one and indivisible." According to The Handbook of Texas Online, "In 1933 the legislature passed a law establishing rules for the proper display of the flag and providing for a pledge to the flag: "Honor the Texas Flag of 1836; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one and indivisible." The pledge erroneously referred to the 1836 national flag, known as David G. Burnet's flag, instead of the Lone Star Flag. Senator Searcy Bracewell introduced a bill to correct this error in 1951, but the legislature did not delete the words "of 1836" until 1965." Edited October 11, 2004 by Texsox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 11, 2004 Author Share Posted October 11, 2004 Obviously he was *not* a Texan. [/standing and removing cap] cough*yankee*cough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Hey, what could be more indepemdant than that? That's the spirit of Texas right there. I wanted very much to have sex at the southernmost point in the US landmark in Key West back during my youthful indiscretion. Sadly, it's probably not going to happen, as my wife has foresworn such irrational acts, and she gets a little annoyed if I suggest finding an, er, 'understudy' that might be a more willing participant. Go figure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 cough *stateincometaxpayer* cough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Hey, what could be more indepemdant than that? That's the spirit of Texas right there. I wanted very much to have sex at the southernmost point in the US landmark in Key West back during my youthful indiscretion. Sadly, it's probably not going to happen, as my wife has foresworn such irrational acts, and she gets a little annoyed if I suggest finding an, er, 'understudy' that might be a more willing participant. Go figure... Hmm, this may work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Hmm, this may work Hmmm... intriguing, but I don't think it would cut it. It has to be a land-based operation in order to qualify as southernmost sex in the US, I think. And a randy cetacean - though likely a willing partner - is going to have a hard time performing out of water. Thanks for looking out for me though. No, I think the only way to get The Sherrif's permisssion is if I promise that I and the surrogate will be really, really drunk after a night of barhopping on Duval Street. That should be OK then, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 I remember as a kid learning that we lost at the Alamo and thinking WTF?! It sees smarter to Remember Goliad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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